Grits for Breakfast 10/2/2018
Even the Chronicle's headline, "City Council may move to block sex robots near Galleria," raises so many questions ....
Will Houston only prohibit sex robots near the Galleria, and if so why has it alone been designated a sex-robot free zone? Will there be specified areas of town where one is allowed to have sex with robots? Areas where it's required?
It's not clear to me in which part of Houston it's legal to engage in coitus with a sex robot - whoops, oh yeah ... it's everywhere.
The Chronicle quoted an attorney declaring, “There are currently no laws in the U.S. to prevent the sale of the type of dolls intended for this ‘robot brothel."
For the record: If the City Council is interfering with their constituents' robot coitus, is that a c&ck-block, a bot-block, a bot-c&ck-block, or some other iteration Grits hasn't considered?
It feels like certain terms need to be updated for the scenario. The phrase "sex machine," for example, takes on completely different connotations.
If a person voids the warranty on one of these machines, would they be charged with a deviant sex act?
For that matter, which movements by the City Council, in particular, will block bot c&cks?
City Councils in Texas can only create Class C misdemeanors; they cannot create new crimes whose punishment involves jail time. So will the robots be ticketed? Or will their owners receive the citation while the bots are seized as contraband?
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