Topiary artist sick of drunkards having pretend-sex with bush shaped like nude woman
By Ben McVay, SWNS | Fox News 
Keith Talson thinks the shenanigans are "offensive and appalling." (SWNS) A topiary artist in Sheffiend, England, says he's sick of having to make regular repairs to a shrub he cut into the shape of a naked lady because drunk people keep pretending to have sex with it.
Keith Talson has described his frustration with people approaching "Gloria," and claims the drunken antics are damaging her shape.
He said the first time he noticed someone mimicking sexual activity with Gloria about three weeks ago.
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