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Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« on: July 24, 2018, 04:09:24 am »
Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
By Alex Sassoon Coby, The Sun July 23, 2018 | 3:34pm


Yanet Garcia and Douglas Martin
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Struggling professional “Call of Duty player” Douglas “FaZe Censor” Martin dumped his weathergirl girlfriend Yanet Garcia to spend more time with video games.


Announcing the decision on YouTube, the 23-year-old revealed that he and Garcia, 26, had split up, saying “I don’t have time for a girlfriend.”

He went on to say that he needed to focus on playing “Call of Duty,” and would be playing the next iteration in the franchise, “Black Ops IV,” full-time while she was “doing that job over there.”

Garcia — known as “the world’s sexiest weathergirl” — grew her global legion of fans during the World Cup as she supported her native Mexico.


The Televisa Monterrey presenter found fame after men shared images of her on social media, comparing her curves to the reality star Kim Kardashian

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For her part, Garcia responded to the very public dumping with a

tweet saying she was “heartbroken” before thanking fans for support and then

sharing a new picture showing off her famous rear.

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https://nypost.com/2018/07/23/pro-gamer-dumps-worlds-sexiest-weathergirl-for-more-call-of-duty
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2018, 04:13:47 am »
What a limp dick fag.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2018, 04:18:21 am »
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Poor kitten looks absolutely heartbroken.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2018, 04:23:19 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on July 24, 2018, 04:18:21 am
Poor kitten looks absolutely heartbroken.

You wouldn't have her number would you? The only gaming system I have is an original Atari 2600 with Space Invaders I haven't touched in years.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2018, 04:35:07 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on July 24, 2018, 04:23:19 am
You wouldn't have her number would you? The only gaming system I have is an original Atari 2600 with Space Invaders I haven't touched in years.

I'd give her a 9.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2018, 04:41:10 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on July 24, 2018, 04:35:07 am
I'd give her a 9.

That seems high. I would give her an 8 because while she does have an accent, it's not a good one....

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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2018, 04:43:37 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on July 24, 2018, 04:41:10 am
That seems high. I would give her an 8 because while she does have an accent, it's not a good one....



I was taking points off for the weird dyed color of her hair and her saddle bags, but if you say she has a weird accent too then I think that drops her to a 7.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2018, 04:50:55 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on July 24, 2018, 04:43:37 am
I was taking points off for the weird dyed color of her hair and her saddle bags, but if you say she has a weird accent too then I think that drops her to a 7.

Oh? Well if you are at 7 then I am at 6. You're not going to under cut me bitch.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2018, 04:54:51 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on July 24, 2018, 04:50:55 am
Oh? Well if you are at 7 then I am at 6. You're not going to under cut me bitch.

I think I might see a toe hanging over the front of her shoes too...
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2018, 05:00:54 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on July 24, 2018, 04:54:51 am
I think I might see a toe hanging over the front of her shoes too...

So I should add points?
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2018, 05:02:31 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on July 24, 2018, 05:00:54 am
So I should add points?

You should, but it's another deduction for me.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2018, 05:06:27 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on July 24, 2018, 05:02:31 am
You should, but it's another deduction for me.

I knew you were trying to trick me. I'm all in now a 0 points. Beat that shit!
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2018, 11:14:49 am »
He can get another girl. She looks high maintenance. COD never says "Not tonight" to you.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2018, 11:15:08 am »
She has a pretty face and nice legs, that puts her in the 7-8 range. But I do not like her butt at all. Way to big, and the shape of her breasts is not to my taste.  So full frontal where you can't see her huge butt and misshaped tits she's an 8+. Profile where her butt sticks out and her breasts look like balloons she is a 6. That's my take.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2018, 11:16:59 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on July 24, 2018, 05:06:27 am
I knew you were trying to trick me. I'm all in now a 0 points. Beat that shit!

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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2018, 02:34:02 pm »
There is something wrong with that boy. Maybe he has trouble turning her on?
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2018, 03:21:23 pm »
Quote from: jpsb on July 24, 2018, 11:15:08 am


Dead ringer for my first girlfriend, w/o the weird shaped assets.

Loved the girl all the way to the moon, but she was about as interesting as watching paint dry. It was hard for her to keep my attention, so I can see how this could happen.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2018, 03:23:31 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on July 24, 2018, 03:21:23 pm
Dead ringer for my first girlfriend, w/o the weird shaped assets.

Loved the girl all the way to the moon, but she was about as interesting as watching paint dry. It was hard for her to keep my attention, so I can see how this could happen.

@Free Vulcan

Did she know she was your girlfriend?
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« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2018, 03:29:10 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on July 24, 2018, 03:21:23 pm
Dead ringer for my first girlfriend, w/o the weird shaped assets.

Loved the girl all the way to the moon, but she was about as interesting as watching paint dry. It was hard for her to keep my attention, so I can see how this could happen.

No matter how hot she is somewhere there is a guy who is tired of her stuff.
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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2018, 03:42:23 pm »
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@Free Vulcan

Did she know she was your girlfriend?

Hahaha, we were getting married the next summer before she dumped me for the biggest pervo douchebag skeezer on campus. The guy that all the girls ran from, sometimes literally.

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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2018, 04:03:37 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on July 24, 2018, 05:00:54 am
So I should add points?

Depends.  Do you like Popsicles?
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2018, 04:03:59 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on July 24, 2018, 03:42:23 pm
Hahaha, we were getting married the next summer before she dumped me for the biggest pervo douchebag skeezer on campus. The guy that all the girls ran from, sometimes literally.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Damn the bad luck, without the "weird assets" we are talking 9-10ish. I married my super hot, great in bed girl friend and then a few years later had to run for my life. Literally. It was fun while it lasted.
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Re: Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2018, 04:10:27 pm »
No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.
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