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Re: #secondcivilwarletters
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2018, 01:23:57 am »
 :silly: :silly: :silly:

We checked on their facts and their memes kept a comin’
Though there wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago
We checked ‘em once more and they began a runnin’
Down the Mississippi back to Mar-a-lago.

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« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2018, 01:27:52 am »
Dear Hillary,

I regret to inform you that my journey to join you and Maxine at Jade Helm II is delayed. Upon reaching the Beltway I found my wife had removed the EZ-Pass transponder from the Prius and I must now await expiration of the HOV restrictions.

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« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2018, 01:33:30 am »
My beloved,

I just wanted to let you know that I'm holding up well in what people are calling The Battle of the Sommeliers. Up here in Napa, officers have confiscated all corkscrews, but I'm surviving on twist-top and boxed.

Give Lil' Moonbeam a kiss,

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« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2018, 04:54:32 pm »
Alex Jones promised is a civil war today. Where is it? We are waiting.
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« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2018, 05:13:06 pm »
Great stuff.  In humor there is truth.
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« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2018, 05:36:32 pm »
I really appreciate that both sides are having a little fun poking each other.
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« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2018, 05:48:18 pm »
Quote from: AbaraXas on July 04, 2018, 04:54:32 pm
Alex Jones promised is a civil war today. Where is it? We are waiting.

Some pundits have already said that we are right now in a state of civil war, but not the "hot" kind.  As if to answer guys like Alex Jones, Qanon recently tweeted that a civil war (the "hot" kind) is not going to happen. 

(Q has tweeted about the prospect of violent civil unrest;  however, he has repeatedly hinted that the U.S. military is fully prepared to quash any pockets of violence--mainly in our cities [e.g. sanctuary cities]--before we have a full-blown "civil war.")
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« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2018, 05:51:33 pm »
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Dear Ma,

In preparing for tomorrow's battle, we spent the day using Hillary's emails to build our fortress.  There is no doubt now that we will be victorious as no one can seem to get over them.  Now we covfefe till morning.

Happy Second Civil War Eve!

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« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2018, 07:53:00 pm »
Quote from: goodwithagun on July 04, 2018, 01:23:57 am
:silly: :silly: :silly:

We checked on their facts and their memes kept a comin’
Though there wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago
We checked ‘em once more and they began a runnin’
Down the Mississippi back to Mar-a-lago.

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Great verse, but wrong war.
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« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2018, 08:21:29 pm »
Dearest,

When looking at the enemy lines, we can often see General Trump, his stubby fingers silhouetted against the sunrise, issuing orders to his troops as he types on his iPhone.  I wish there was a higher power to pray to for strength, as it is so tempting to shoot, but we are under orders not to do so, as he hurts them more than us.

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Dearest Sarah,

We attacked the enemy by surprise with bicycle locks, and they responded with military tactics and guns.  Please start a change.org petition to outlaw them being so unfair.

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“The most effectual means of being secure against pain is to retire within ourselves, and to suffice for our own happiness.” -- Thomas Jefferson

“He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.” --Foghorn Leghorn

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« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2018, 02:22:37 am »
Check out #1776Twitter . . . equally hilarious.

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