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Offline corbe

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Dead bodies found at Walmart stores a nationwide phenomenon

 By J.D. Gallop  - Associated Press - Sunday, June 24, 2018


MELBOURNE, Fla. — Peter Unger traveled the world, first in the Navy at the tail end of the Korean War and then as a free spirit searching the ancient paths of India for life’s sacred meaning.

Toward the end of his life Unger, sporting a flowing white beard and well-off financially thanks to his handcrafted jewelry business, sought sanctuary in the idea of living simply.

But in a twist of fate, the 85-year-old who shunned worldly cares was found dead May 7, alone in a nondescript white Ford van that sat parked undisturbed for days at a Walmart, a retail giant seen by many as America’s temple of commerce and materialism.

Unger was among the growing number of people around the country who drew their last breaths in Walmart parking lots.

It is not that the parking lots are unsafe. In fact, it is the relative safety of the well-lit and busy lots - combined with a welcoming corporate policy - that has drawn more people like Unger to call the Walmart parking lots home, if only temporarily.

And where people live, they also die.

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https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jun/24/walmart-dead-bodies-nationwide-phenomenon/
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Re: Dead bodies found at Walmart stores a nationwide phenomenon
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2018, 11:33:44 pm »
"Free Spirits" usually die alone.

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Re: Dead bodies found at Walmart stores a nationwide phenomenon
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2018, 11:56:46 pm »

He went out as he wished to and we don't all get that.


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Re: Dead bodies found at Walmart stores a nationwide phenomenon
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2018, 12:09:43 am »
I see a new marketing opp for Walmart.  Caskets to go.  Cut out the middle man and Die with us. 
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Re: Dead bodies found at Walmart stores a nationwide phenomenon
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2018, 12:35:13 am »
I see a new marketing opp for Walmart.  Caskets to go.  Cut out the middle man and Die with us.

Benny Hill - "Did you call the doctor?"
Barry Otto - "No, daddy, I called the undertaker."
Benny Hill - "You called the undertaker?"
Barry Otto - "I did what you taught me, daddy. I cut out the middle man!"
Benny Hill - "That's my boy!"   *slumps over dead*

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Re: Dead bodies found at Walmart stores a nationwide phenomenon
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2018, 12:37:00 am »
Benny Hill - "Did you call the doctor?"
Barry Otto - "No, daddy, I called the undertaker."
Benny Hill - "You called the undertaker?"
Barry Otto - "I did what you taught me, daddy. I cut out the middle man!"
Benny Hill - "That's my boy!"   *slumps over dead*

There you have it!   :beer:
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Re: Dead bodies found at Walmart stores a nationwide phenomenon
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2018, 10:45:52 am »
Well, when you're open 24/7, you have no last call to clear out the riff-raff from the parking lots.
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