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Today's Toons 4/2/18
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President Trump ignored a printed warning on his stage notes from NSA advisors telling him not to congratulate Putin. Then an anonymous NSA staffer revealed the memo to CNN, which allows the Democrats to say President Trump hired professionals who leaked on him. Here we go again.
 
Hillary Clinton issued a half-apology for telling India that white women were ordered by their husbands to vote for Trump. She looks and sounds like she could use some fresh air. Bill never takes Hillary camping in case they run across a bear and she bites its head off for no apparent reason.
 
The London Daily Mail reported that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle selected have Lemon Elderflower cake for their Royal wedding in London. You have to respect her. Meghan Markle was the only celebrity to keep her promise to leave the United States if Donald Trump got elected president.
 
President Trump imposed tariffs on steel and aluminum imports from China and sanctions for intellectual property theft. China's movie pirating costs Hollywood billions of dollars. When you consider that money would go to the Democrats, you have to admit Trump is nothing if not chivalrous.
 
Republicans demanded that FB and Google testify in Congress about their efforts to harness and control free speech. Conservatives say FB and Google are banning their sites as hate speech. If Dragnet were a TV series today, Joe Friday would be a sergeant for the Los Angeles Thought Police.
 
CBS' 60 Minutes had its best ratings in years due to the Stormy Daniels interview. It won't go unanswered. After all the huge public interest about Donald Trump and his relationship with Stormy Daniels, Fox News plans to interview Hillary Clinton about her relationship with Jack Daniels.
 
Barack Obama praised the student anti-gun marches in a speech in Japan Sunday and said he hopes to create a million young Obamas. The Republicans could win this contest. We don't know how many million Trumps there are out there now, because Stormy said he wasn't wearing a condom.
 
Stormy Daniels tried to drag Special Counsel Robert Mueller into the case Sunday by claiming her payoff had been a violation of campaign finance laws. The saga may never end. Mike Pence had to feel a little weird in church Sunday knowing that a porn star was trying to make him president.
 
Joe Biden gave a speech at the University of Miami last weekend and ripped President Trump for what Biden said was the way he treats women. Joe said in his teenage days, he'd have taken Trump behind the gym and beaten him up. The older Joe Biden gets, the tougher he was in high school.
 
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Re: Today's Toons 4/2/18
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2018, 12:57:12 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/2/18
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2018, 01:02:44 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 4/2/18
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2018, 04:22:46 pm »
Thanks for the toons, Pookie!  Happy Monday!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/2/18
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2018, 04:29:21 pm »
Thanks for the toons, Pookie!  Happy Monday!!!

My pleasure & whatever you say, CL!