@INVAR
I have TWO packages coming from Amazon to my Texas house on Friday. YOU come here and pick them up and open them for me - okay? One is two books on emergency preps and one is a set of PINK ceramic kitchen knives. I'll have the coffee ready if you survive opening the packages. Thanks.
And here I thought we were friends.
However, if I lived nearby I suppose I could ease your fright and get some free fresh coffee in the process.
I always get my packages direct from the hands of FedX and UPS or the postal worker since they always come to my office, and I am usually always aware I have a delivery coming. Look at it this way - I only answer the phone if it is a number I recognize and know - I let voicemail pick it up if I do not recognize it. If I lived in Austin or if this problem goes national, I'll treat packages and junk mail the same way.
Invnar has kids, right?
INVAR has grown daughters and 2 grandkids younger than 2. I think my fam might have issues if I traveled all the way to Austin just to help open a package. Then again, the wife is an RN so having her on standbye with a crash kit might be helpful.