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Offline TomSea

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Iran military official: The West used lizards for nuclear spying
« on: February 13, 2018, 10:46:16 am »
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Iran military official: The West used lizards for nuclear spying
AFP

Comments follow recent death of Iranian-Canadian environmentalist in prison in Tehran

Tuesday 13 February 2018 9:55 UTC

The former chief-of-staff of Iran's armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies had used lizards which could "attract atomic waves" to spy on the country's nuclear programme.

Hassan Firuzabadi, senior military advisor to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was responding to questions from local media on the recent arrest of environmentalists.

He said he did not know the details of the cases, but that the West had often used tourists, scientists and environmentalists to spy on Iran.

Read more at: http://www.middleeasteye.net/news/iran-military-official-west-used-lizards-nuclear-spying-704370369

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Re: Iran military official: The West used lizards for nuclear spying
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2018, 11:00:01 am »
Is that a lizard in your pocket?
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Re: Iran military official: The West used lizards for nuclear spying
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2018, 01:14:55 pm »
"I am the Lizard King...I can do anything."

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Re: Iran military official: The West used lizards for nuclear spying
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2018, 02:03:26 pm »
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Re: Iran military official: The West used lizards for nuclear spying
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2018, 02:07:00 pm »
The CIA would use lizards to spy (although they are kinda busy spying on Trump right now) but lizards are pretty hard to control and tend to sit in place for hours. 

How would you get them in place to monitor the secret information?

More importantly did they also mount laser beams on the lizards.
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Re: Iran military official: The West used lizards for nuclear spying
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2018, 09:22:00 pm »
Silly man, everyone knows we use cockroaches for our nuclear spying, they don't mind the radiation!

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Re: Iran military official: The West used lizards for nuclear spying
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2018, 09:27:08 pm »
"I'm a man, but I changed, because I had to. Oh well."