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Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« on: February 12, 2018, 06:37:01 pm »
Hypothetically, as a joke, just as a exersiser, lets say for example, I have this body laying around that I need to something with it. What do I do with it? Ideas, examples, anything would be helpful, as a hypothetical, you know, idea
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2018, 06:44:45 pm »
If you're in Florida there are several options.  1) wild hogs 2) alligators 3) crab traps sunk in the ocean, 4) dropping out to sea.

The everglades & swamps really aren't that viable because of the difficulty in getting out there and back without being seen.  Number 3 &4 are really the best.

Not that Ive ever considered it.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2018, 06:46:48 pm »
Space X Heavy Rocket with a Tesla Roadster.  Room for two.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2018, 06:52:50 pm »
Space X Heavy Rocket with a Tesla Roadster.  Room for two.

I heard there was already a hooker in the trunk.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2018, 07:05:52 pm »
Very, very long hot fire, grind the remaining bones down to powder, release the ashes into the wind.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2018, 07:07:36 pm »
Braise it with a little Chianti?

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2018, 07:13:31 pm »
Keep the tenderloins. Everything else goes into a pond where there are snapping turtles.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2018, 07:15:51 pm »
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2018, 07:23:21 pm »
1)  Backhoe
2)  Hole
3)  Lime chips

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2018, 07:23:30 pm »
Call Dexter. Didn't he weight bodies with stones, and dump them overboard, several nautical miles offshore?

(..the story purports to take place in Florida, but the series was mainly filmed in Long Beach California, BTW....a little Hollywierd trivia to hate California over...)

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2018, 07:25:32 pm »
...asking for a friend?

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2018, 07:36:30 pm »
Hypothetically, as a joke, just as a exersiser, lets say for example, I have this body laying around that I need to something with it. What do I do with it? Ideas, examples, anything would be helpful, as a hypothetical, you know, idea

Lol!  It depends upon whether or not you're a high-profile Democrat.  If you are, Fort Marcy Park is always a good 1st choice spot.  Neat, clean, no questions asked.  Of course, there are other spots.  Rock Creek Park would do if you are a lesser known Democrat.  Make sure you dump the body AFTER the spots have already been thoroughly searched and checked now.  It enhances the mystery.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2018, 07:37:48 pm »
I'd call The Wolf.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2018, 07:39:29 pm »
Hypothetically, as a joke, just as a exersiser, lets say for example, I have this body laying around that I need to something with it. What do I do with it? Ideas, examples, anything would be helpful, as a hypothetical, you know, idea

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2018, 07:44:20 pm »
Prop it up in your living room. If the cops catch you just say you thought they were sleeping.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2018, 07:46:54 pm »


Ah, yes: the old body-in-the-trunk, compact-the-car-into-a-cube and ship-it-off-to-be-melted-down trick.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2018, 07:47:10 pm »
They do it with barrels of some sort of acid on “The Blacklist”.  One body per barrel seems to be the preferred ratio.   :3:

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2018, 07:50:23 pm »
1)  Backhoe
2)  Hole
3)  Lime chips

(I had to find this out for a friend once.  Fellow named Condidit.)

Lady near here did that but got caught.  She stole a winning lottery ticket and killed the guy.  Used a backhoe to dig a 10ft deep hole.   She forgot the lime and dogs found it.   I know a cop who helped dig it up.
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2018, 07:52:57 pm »
If you're in Florida there are several options.  1) wild hogs 2) alligators 3) crab traps sunk in the ocean, 4) dropping out to sea.

The everglades & swamps really aren't that viable because of the difficulty in getting out there and back without being seen.  Number 3 &4 are really the best.

Not that Ive ever considered it.

You don't have to go out to the swamps to find gators.  Lake Jessup, a 30 minute jaunt from downtown Orlando, has the highest  population density of gators of any lake in the state.  It's the lake that they relocate wayward gators to.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2018, 07:56:42 pm »
Ah, yes: the old body-in-the-trunk, compact-the-car-into-a-cube and ship-it-off-to-be-melted-down trick.

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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2018, 08:20:26 pm »
"So pretty please, with sugar on top....clean the [.......] car."
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Re: Hypothetical question: How to get rid of a body
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2018, 08:46:37 pm »
Lady near here did that but got caught.  She stole a winning lottery ticket and killed the guy.  Used a backhoe to dig a 10ft deep hole.   She forgot the lime and dogs found it.   I know a cop who helped dig it up.

Weird, that was just on "Snapped" the other night.
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