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‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
« on: January 26, 2018, 04:02:42 am »
‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
POSTED 1:29 PM, JANUARY 25, 2018, BY WGN WEB DESK



NEW YORK — The drug cartel boss known as “El Chapo” promises he won’t have any jurors from his upcoming federal trial killed.

A lawyer for “El Chapo,” whose real name is Joaquin Guzman, filed a motion asking the jurors not be kept anonymous or under armed guard.

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Re: ‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2018, 04:03:43 am »
What a great couplet of sentences.

:rolling:

Perhaps I should have posted this under "ridiculous news".

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Re: ‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2018, 04:10:04 am »
He’s only 5’ 6”.  Perhaps he should try passing himself off as a DACA kid.
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Re: ‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2018, 03:56:36 pm »
"I won't kill you" Honest. 88devil
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Re: ‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2018, 04:03:53 pm »
I heard Sean Penn wanted to be on the jury.
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Re: ‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2018, 04:36:38 pm »
Quote from: Suppressed on January 26, 2018, 04:03:43 am


Perhaps I should have posted this under "ridiculous news".


Or provided a link.

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Re: ‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2018, 11:35:05 pm »
Would YOU be willing to serve on this guy's jury?
Even if promised by the prosecutors that your name would be "protected"?

Send this guy to Guantanamo.
With a bit of luck, he could fall out the door of the plane on the way.
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Re: ‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2018, 10:47:49 am »
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