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‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors from upcoming federal trial
POSTED 1:29 PM, JANUARY 25, 2018, BY WGN WEB DESK



NEW YORK — The drug cartel boss known as “El Chapo” promises he won’t have any jurors from his upcoming federal trial killed.

A lawyer for “El Chapo,” whose real name is Joaquin Guzman, filed a motion asking the jurors not be kept anonymous or under armed guard.

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What a great couplet of sentences.

:rolling:

Perhaps I should have posted this under "ridiculous news".

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“The most effectual means of being secure against pain is to retire within ourselves, and to suffice for our own happiness.” -- Thomas Jefferson

“He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.” --Foghorn Leghorn

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He’s only 5’ 6”.  Perhaps he should try passing himself off as a DACA kid.
I disagree.  Circle gets the square.

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"I won't kill you" Honest. 88devil

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I heard Sean Penn wanted to be on the jury.
Fools mock, tongues wag, babies cry and goats bleat.

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Perhaps I should have posted this under "ridiculous news".


Or provided a link.


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Would YOU be willing to serve on this guy's jury?
Even if promised by the prosecutors that your name would be "protected"?

Send this guy to Guantanamo.
With a bit of luck, he could fall out the door of the plane on the way.

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“In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist. But in here .... I am Falcor, Defender of the Alliance” --Randy Marsh

“The most effectual means of being secure against pain is to retire within ourselves, and to suffice for our own happiness.” -- Thomas Jefferson

“He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.” --Foghorn Leghorn


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