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Today's Toons 1/8/18
« on: January 08, 2018, 05:33:38 AM »
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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2018, 06:37:11 AM »
Nice Pookie, Love the Will Rogers toons.
My favorite quote of his is "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2018, 07:02:26 AM »
Nice Pookie, Love the Will Rogers toons.
My favorite quote of his is "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."

Glad you liked 'em, Verga! Good quote!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2018, 08:07:16 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression
And I looked, and rose up, and said unto the nobles, and to the rulers, and to the rest of the people, Be not ye afraid of them: remember the Lord, which is great and terrible, and fight for your brethren, your sons, and your daughters, your wives, and your houses. Nehemiah 4:14 (KJV)

About the only "Big" Liberals don't revile is "Big Government"

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2018, 08:27:22 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2018, 08:32:51 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2018, 08:42:15 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2018, 11:19:37 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!!!
I will NOT comply.
Thanks to Cripplecreek and Oceander for the medal!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/8/18
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2018, 11:26:18 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!


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