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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #75 on: June 13, 2018, 08:41:48 PM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #76 on: June 15, 2018, 11:17:38 PM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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« Reply #77 on: June 21, 2018, 12:11:29 AM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #78 on: June 29, 2018, 03:36:21 AM »


In the summer?  Are they crazy?
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2018, 06:55:35 PM »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #80 on: August 01, 2018, 07:02:43 PM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #81 on: August 02, 2018, 02:52:04 AM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #82 on: August 03, 2018, 07:17:45 PM »

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Apple’s trillion dollar valuation is equal to the GDP of the state of Florida, but that’s comparing apples to oranges..
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #83 on: August 04, 2018, 03:26:16 PM »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #84 on: August 04, 2018, 04:24:33 PM »


And I was there for all 7.  I went bye-bye on year 8.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #85 on: August 11, 2018, 04:43:22 AM »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #86 on: August 19, 2018, 12:35:09 AM »
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« Reply #87 on: August 19, 2018, 01:46:35 PM »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #88 on: August 21, 2018, 01:49:41 PM »
4 friends met 30 years later after a school reunion. One went to the toilet, while the other 3 started to talk about how successful their sons had become.

No. 1 said his son studied economics became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a Ferrari.

No. 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.

No. 3 said his son became an engineer started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.

No. 4 came back from toilet and asked what the buzz was about. They told him they were talking about how successful their sons had become and asked him about his son. He said his son is gay and is a stripper at a gay bar. The other 3 said, "You must be very disappointed with your son for not becoming successful."

"Oh no." said the father, "He is doing good. Last week was his birthday and he got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends."

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #89 on: August 23, 2018, 06:55:15 PM »
How about some Benny Hill silliness:


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #90 on: August 27, 2018, 11:15:26 PM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #91 on: August 31, 2018, 08:04:13 PM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #92 on: September 05, 2018, 02:50:47 PM »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #93 on: September 15, 2018, 03:33:15 PM »
"Last but not least, I was a Republican, a Reagan Republican. Still am. Not a Tea Party Republican. Not a Breitbart Republican. Not a talk radio or Fox News Republican. Not an isolationist, protectionist, immigrant-bashing, scapegoating, get-nothing-useful-done Republican. Not, as I am often dismissed by self-declared "real" conservatives, a RINO, Republican in Name Only. I'm a Reagan Republican, a proponent of lower taxes, less government, free markets, free trade, defense readiness, and democratic internationalism."
John McCain

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #94 on: September 15, 2018, 03:50:41 PM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #95 on: September 16, 2018, 12:22:15 PM »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #96 on: September 17, 2018, 01:33:13 AM »
        Oh bother


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #97 on: September 17, 2018, 06:18:09 PM »


 wink777     :silly:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #98 on: September 17, 2018, 06:23:42 PM »
I know this is really old but some might not have heard it:

For their golden anniversary a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic lodge is still there. A vibrant young couple, clearly very much in love, is checking in when they arrive.  The husband says "I'll just nip around by their window and see what they do -- we can maybe get some ideas to spice up our 50th year!"

Sure enough, through a crack in the curtains he sees the young couple engaged in foreplay.  They are naked, sitting on the floor some distance apart with their legs spread. The young man is shooting marbles, aiming to lodge them between her vertical lips; she is tossing doughnuts, aiming to ring them around his erect member. After a few minutes of this they rush together and make tumultuous love.

The old man is quite excited by this idea, and makes his way back to his eagerly waiting wife. He describes the game, his wife getting more and more inflamed herself. "Darling, this is going to be so good," she says:"Run right out for some grapefruits and lifesavers!"
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #99 on: September 21, 2018, 10:21:32 AM »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - Iowahawk

I watch my coffee machine like Lotto and I'm one number away from the jackpot 


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