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« on: August 12, 2017, 03:29:37 am »
The "Over" orientation:




The "Under" orientation:




Bidet:



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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2017, 03:37:41 am »
Over. Definitely

Bidet. Most definitely not.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2017, 03:38:33 am »
Under.

Plus bidet.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2017, 03:41:57 am »
Under.

Plus bidet.

Bidet. Is that cold water or warm?
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2017, 03:42:20 am »
Definitely over
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2017, 03:42:33 am »
I guess the answer is the amount of screaming involved.
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2017, 03:43:50 am »
Bidet. Is that cold water or warm?

Depends if the boiler is in a good mood.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2017, 03:44:11 am »
Option #4
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2017, 03:49:21 am »
She asked me name my foe then. I said the need within some men to fight and kill their brothers without thought of Love or God. Ken Hensley

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2017, 03:52:10 am »
She asked me name my foe then. I said the need within some men to fight and kill their brothers without thought of Love or God. Ken Hensley

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2017, 04:02:08 am »
Freestyle (no hanger).
And you have no selection for corncobs... Jussayin.

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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2017, 04:05:40 am »
Freestyle (no hanger).
And you have no selection for corncobs... Jussayin.

You monster.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2017, 04:11:25 am »
You monster.

And I mash it flat, so it ain't a roll no more.... Keep it on a shelf overhead... And there's a spare in my pickup.  :whistle:

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2017, 04:19:31 am »
Sitting on the counter because in the 20 odd years I've lived here I haven't gotten around to installing a dispenser.

At work they are required to be over and toilet seats are supposed to be in the up position in both male and female restrooms.

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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2017, 04:31:17 am »
I worry about all the people who thinks to much about this and doesn't just stick it on no matter which way it goes.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2017, 04:32:22 am »
Depends........

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2017, 04:35:21 am »


In Soviet Russia, toilet p!ss on you.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2017, 04:42:59 am »
Arguing how to hang toilet paper roll is rich man problem.

Finding clean water to wash left hand..... is problem for most.



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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2017, 05:42:11 am »
I guess the answer is the amount of screaming involved.



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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2017, 06:52:42 am »
I once used a bidet at a fancy schmancy hotel. It was wonderful.


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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2017, 02:31:07 pm »
I cannot believe, on such an important topic, we are ignoring the scribblings of the 16th Century monk Francois Rabelais, who wrote:

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Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf’s skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney’s bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer’s lure. But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains. And think not that the felicity of the heroes and demigods in the Elysian fields consisteth either in their asphodel, ambrosia, or nectar, as our old women here used to say; but in this, according to my judgment, that they wipe their tails with the neck of a goose, holding her head betwixt their legs, and such is the opinion of Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus.


To be sure, there's much more about the topic at the link, and I give you merely the conclusion, not such tidbits as . . 

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Afterwards, in dunging behind a bush, I found a March-cat, and with it I wiped my breech, but her claws were so sharp that they scratched and exulcerated all my perinee.

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So, I beseech thee, good surveyor, consider the goose neck for your inquiry.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2017, 02:32:26 pm »
I worry about all the people who thinks to much about this and doesn't just stick it on no matter which way it goes.

In hotels, it's supposed to be over the top, as it hangs it freely and not against the wall.

But in houses with cats who like to play with it, it must go under, else you end up with a pile of paper on the floor.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2017, 02:33:40 pm »
Under.

Plus bidet.

Ugh.

You'd like visiting my parents.  That's their setup.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2017, 02:40:16 pm »
For what its worth, I'm a bread bag twist & flipper.