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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2017, 10:45:18 AM »
For bidet users...Aren't you soaking wet after using it...and do you pat dry with toilet paper?


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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2017, 11:08:58 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2017, 11:16:42 AM »
At the risk of making this thread head south in a hurry, there is the question of wiping and observing or wiping and flushing without the investigation.

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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2017, 11:26:38 AM »
For bidet users...Aren't you soaking wet after using it...and do you pat dry with toilet paper?


You can get them with dryers. And with remotes if you're a bit of a prankster.

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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2017, 12:24:36 PM »
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« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2017, 12:47:29 PM »
Good night, the thought of air blowing on my lady parts from a device that someone has rinsed their fanny in is.... unpleasant.

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« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2017, 12:50:50 PM »
My husband grew up in a house with cats and so always hung the tp under.  Took me years to train him to do it the right way. :)

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« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2017, 12:56:36 PM »
For bidet users...Aren't you soaking wet after using it...and do you pat dry with toilet paper?

I don't know anything about a real bidet... But if you are in a shop with a bunch of drunk redneck engineers, and you modify the toilet there to contain a brass fit 5/8" hose connected to 30 lbs of water pressure, hidden in the tidy-bowl... And wait for a late arriving buddy to enter that bathroom... 10 more seconds... Then flip the air valve that controls the water flow... Well, lets just say that ain't the sort of thing you 'pat dry'... But the 'screaming like a woman' part was worth it.

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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2017, 01:06:45 PM »
For bidet users...Aren't you soaking wet after using it...and do you pat dry with toilet paper?

You dry yourself. With a towel.  :tongue2:
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« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2017, 01:09:50 PM »
From experience: the dryers don't work well.
But be honest is there a sort of exictement in sitting on a large water filled bowl thats been electrified?
            
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« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2017, 01:27:02 PM »
Here's a little TMI pro-tip: you can use those massage showers like a bidet if you jump in the shower after uhhhhh, you know, pooping.

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« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2017, 01:30:35 PM »
Here's a little TMI pro-tip: you can use those massage showers like a bidet if you jump in the shower after uhhhhh, you know, pooping.

That's a heck of a poop if you need to get in the shower afterwards.

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« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2017, 01:31:38 PM »
You dry yourself. With a towel.  :tongue2:

And then hang the towel up for your spouse to dry their hands on sometime later?

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« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2017, 01:34:13 PM »
Where does a twist tie fit in?

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« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2017, 01:34:24 PM »
And then hang the towel up for your spouse to dry their hands on sometime later?

Dunno. What do you do with shower or bath towels?

It's not difficult. We have a towel for bidet use only.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2017, 01:39:41 PM »
Dunno. What do you do with shower or bath towels?

It's not difficult. We have a towel for bidet use only.

I was just teasing ya.  Certainly if your home has a bidet you have a protocol for it.

Our organization is:
Wash cloths = single use before laundering.
Bath towels, on a his and hers towel rack = two uses before laundering.

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« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2017, 01:41:28 PM »
That's a heck of a poop if you need to get in the shower afterwards.

More TMI: it gets you way "cleaner" than simply wiping.

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« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2017, 01:43:40 PM »
I was just teasing ya.  Certainly if your home has a bidet you have a protocol for it.

Our organization is:
Wash cloths = single use before laundering.
Bath towels, on a his and hers towel rack = two uses before laundering.
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We don't count the uses so much - it's days. Since we change the pillow cases every other day there's always space in the washing machine for the bidet towels and hand towels. Bath towels are more like a once a week wash.
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« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2017, 01:47:38 PM »
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We don't count the uses so much - it's days. Since we change the pillow cases every other day there's always space in the washing machine for the bidet towels and hand towels. Bath towels are more like a once a week wash.

Oh gosh, I'm way too lazy to change the bed sheets every other day. :)

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« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2017, 01:50:04 PM »
Oh gosh, I'm way too lazy to change the bed sheets every other day. :)

Not the sheets! Life's too short for that amount of hassle. They get done as and when - usually weekly. Pillow cases though - I'm mostly bald, means a lot of head grease. Wife has really long hair, means a lot of conditioner etc. So the pillows get disgusting fast if they're not changed often.
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2017, 02:05:10 PM »
I was just teasing ya.  Certainly if your home has a bidet you have a protocol for it.

Our organization is:
Wash cloths = single use before laundering.
Bath towels, on a his and hers towel rack = two uses before laundering.

You have to launder bath towels?!

I always figured that I just washed, so they must stay clean!

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« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2017, 02:13:51 PM »
You have to launder bath towels?!

I always figured that I just washed, so they must stay clean!

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They're supposed to bend, you know ....   :tongue2:
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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2017, 02:25:45 PM »
Most cat owners prefer the "under" orientation, I believe.

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Re: Toilet Paper
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2017, 03:43:51 PM »
At the risk of making this thread head south in a hurry, there is the question of wiping and observing or wiping and flushing without the investigation.

And/or dipping after the first flush. Wet wipes.


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