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Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
« on: January 31, 2017, 06:44:21 pm »
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Take a look at your distant ancestor. That beauty is the best candidate yet for the earliest ancestor of humans.

As small as a speck of sand, it had a bag-like body with a large, wrinkled mouth and no anus. It was also bilaterally symmetrical, meaning it had mirrored halves – a key feature of many of its descendants, including humans.....

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/scientists-may-have-found-humans-oldest-known-ancestor-a-baglike-creature-with-no-anus/




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Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2017, 06:45:30 pm »
Quote from: AbaraXas on January 31, 2017, 06:44:21 pm
a bag-like body with a large, wrinkled mouth and no anus

I think we had a couple of those running for president this year....
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Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2017, 06:46:53 pm »
The original "Shit for brains" relative.
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Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2017, 02:16:21 am »
They found the original liberal!
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Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2017, 02:26:29 am »
For bag-like creatures that are all anus, take the Capitol Hill tour.
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2017, 02:33:48 am »
Trump evolved from a creature that was all anus
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Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2017, 03:19:46 am »
Quote from: AbaraXas on January 31, 2017, 06:44:21 pm
As small as a speck of sand, it had a bag-like body with a large, wrinkled mouth and no anus.

No anus??  No sh!t!!
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Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2017, 03:31:21 am »
Quote from: r9etb on January 31, 2017, 06:45:30 pm
I think we had a couple of those running for president this year....

I was thinking mother in law.
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