One day, a little Liz Warren came up to a wise old Indian man in her village of Oklahoma City (We all know in the Indian heritage, the oldest are most wise). The little Liz asks, "How do we Indians get our names? Like... Blackhawk, or Redeyes or little beaver?" The old man says, "Well, actually, when indians are born, the first thing we see upon leaving the teepeeis what we name them." "Oh! Okay, thanks!" says Indian Princess Liz. "Any more questions, Two Dogs Screwing?"