NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK EIGHT
Thursday, Oct. 27
8:25 p.m. ET Jaguars at Titans
Sunday, Oct. 30
9:30 a.m. ET Redskins at Bengals
1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Colts
1 p.m. ET Raiders at Buccaneers
1 p.m. ET Seahawks at Saints
1 p.m. ET Lions at Texans
1 p.m. ET Jets at Browns
1 p.m. ET Packers at Falcons
1 p.m. ET Patriots at Bills
4:05 p.m. ET Chargers at Broncos
4:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at Panthers
8:30 p.m. ET Eagles at Cowboys
Monday, Oct. 31
8:30 p.m. ET Vikings at Bears
Bye week: Ravens, Rams, Dolphins, Giants, Steelers, 49ers
It is Week 8 in the NFL and old Cody here...

has my film noir juices flowing, so all my picks are from famous film noir flicks:
Thursday night's Jaguars at Titans:
"You ain't going to like it, Johnny-- But I...

believe Allegra's Old Earlers will win."
Sunday, Oct. 30
Redskins at Bengals:
"Well, I'm in the crapper already, so why not..

pick the Deadskins to win--"
Chiefs at Colts:
"Go ahead, you guys-- Kill me...

I picked Bendy's Old Dallas Texans over the Colts."
Raiders at Buccaneers:
"Don't give me no crap! The Raiders...

will tear Tampa Bay a nice big, new one!"
Seahawks at Saints
"Are you crazy, Pete? The Saints...

will lose big to the Seahawks?
Lions at Texans:
"Okay-- I'll write the Texans beat the Lions...

but only Allegra will believe it."
Jets at Browns:
"So, you murder the Browns for me...

and nobody will ever suspect the Jets didn't win on their own."
Packers at Falcons"
"Aaron Rogers, my ass, Fat Man-- The Black Birds...

are kicking ass and taking name!"
Patriots at Bills:
"Uncle, Lon, you
are fixing it...

for Tom Brady to win again?"
Chargers at Broncos:
"Phillip, you boys can practice all day with this...

but you ain't roping the Broncos into letting the Chargers win."
Cardinals at Panthers:
"How? How can we...

face Cam when he blows another game?"
Eagles at Cowboys:
"Listen, Joe-- I'm not acting here...

Dak
will kick Carson's ass from here to Tuesday!"
Monday Night Vikings at Bears:
"Don't fret, dear. Go to sleep...

your bet on the Vikings is the safest one this weekend."
"No use looking on the shelf, baby-- They're not there...

The Ravens, Ewes, Phins, Jints, Stoolers and Soapy 9ers are all on a bye week sleep over."
Okay, now before Cody takes me to meet his mom...

get those picks in![/b]