Wow, is that all you got!
I'm not going to sit out the dance like your pal. It's all I need.
You see I know you are wrong.
You're as wrong as 2+2=5, as wrong as wearing white after Labor Day, as wrong as a screen door on a submarine to keep the fish out.
Gosh, there just isn't much in the universe more wrong, without really bringing up nasty stuff...
Things like people backing a Republican candidate who thinks Planned Parenthood, who sells parts of murdered babies for profit, "does great things".
Like people who think a candidate who lied about his opponents repeatedly (and even one opponent's family, repeatedly) throughout a campaign can be trusted to do what he says he will do. (That'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.)
Like a guy who went to Military School (where rich people sent their kids when they couldn't handle them or they got kicked out of private schools) telling us he knows more about ISIS than the generals.
That 40 odd million Americans either got suckered by this guy telling them he was going to build a 1954 mile wall along the border, or crossed over from the other party to vote for him, and that the party he ended up representing still wants to keep open primaries to let the other team pick their players.
But you are on a level of wrong all by yourself, one which transcends normal boundaries of correct vs. incorrect. A willful, self glorifying version of wrong, something which transcends hubris.
But don't let me delay you. Intermission is over, and I know you are just itching to bring on the next act.