> My Mommy, The Dancer
>
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what
> their mothers did for a living.
>
> All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
> saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when
> the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my
> mother's an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in
> front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him
> all night for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set
> the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
> Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your
> mother, dear?"
>
> Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee
> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
> was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."
