If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.[/color]~Henry Cate, VII~
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office ~Aesop~
[/color]If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. [/size][/b]
[/color]~Will Rogers~
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[/color]Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. [/size][/b]
[/color]~Nikita Khrushchev~
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow~
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author unknown~
[/color]Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. [/size][/b]
[/color]~Oscar Ameringer~
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[/color]I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. [/size][/b]
[/color]~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~
[/size]I voted for him
[/color]A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. [/size][/b]
[/color]~ Tex Guinan~
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I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle~
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson~
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen. ~Will Rogers~
