If you knew what it was like to actually be that despondent about life, maybe you would.
Maybe you need to unplug? Isn't your complaint the genesis for political correctness?
It's common on the internet to make jokes, tasteless jokes, about suicide watches for people who lose bets, their teams lose, or see a bad outcome of something that matters to them.
One way to handle that, is to post up that it's an issue that matters to you, and you'd appreciate a different form of humor/attack.
The other way, is to throw a mini hissy fit, and seek to block other's form of expression.
So, political correctness is ok, as long as it's something you care about?