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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2600 on: June 30, 2020, 05:17:58 pm »
No more wrong I think than seeing how long they can keep up...  :whistle:

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Reminds me of that scene from "Vacation" When they left the dog's leash on the bumper.

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« Reply #2601 on: June 30, 2020, 05:37:56 pm »
Reminds me of that scene from "Vacation" When they left the dog's leash on the bumper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbBL62IiRE

LOL! I remember that.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2602 on: June 30, 2020, 05:42:51 pm »
Reminds me of that scene from "Vacation" When they left the dog's leash on the bumper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbBL62IiRE

 :rolling: :rolling:  One of the funniest scenes in the whole movie.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2603 on: July 01, 2020, 12:25:38 am »
Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis



Excessive gaming is known to damage one’s joystick.

A California sex addict is suing the video streaming platform Twitch for $25 million after claiming that the site’s overabundance of “scantily clad gamers” have caused him to injure his penis, according to the lawsuit.

In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco’s Erik Estavillo claimed that the Amazon subsidiary had “subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers.”

https://nypost.com/2020/06/25/sex-addict-claims-hot-female-gamers-caused-him-to-injure-penis/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2604 on: July 01, 2020, 12:34:57 am »
Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis



Excessive gaming is known to damage one’s joystick.

A California sex addict is suing the video streaming platform Twitch for $25 million after claiming that the site’s overabundance of “scantily clad gamers” have caused him to injure his penis, according to the lawsuit.

In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco’s Erik Estavillo claimed that the Amazon subsidiary had “subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers.”

https://nypost.com/2020/06/25/sex-addict-claims-hot-female-gamers-caused-him-to-injure-penis/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2605 on: July 01, 2020, 12:44:04 am »
Bloody wanker...

I see what you did there.  :silly:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2606 on: July 01, 2020, 12:45:34 am »
I see what you did there.  :silly:
Moi? I just read the article...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2607 on: July 01, 2020, 12:46:17 am »
I always thought Mrs. Butterworth was white. I'm so confused.  :shrug:

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Actually,pink under that black skin.

We ain't supposed to notice or talk about that,though.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2608 on: July 01, 2020, 12:48:56 am »
NASA-Designed Perfume Brings The Smell Of Outer Space To Earth

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/nasa-designed-perfume-brings-the-smell-of-outer-space-to-earth-2253910

Astronauts have described the smell of space as "a mix of gunpowder, seared steak, raspberries and rum".

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2609 on: July 01, 2020, 12:51:08 am »
NASA-Designed Perfume Brings The Smell Of Outer Space To Earth

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/nasa-designed-perfume-brings-the-smell-of-outer-space-to-earth-2253910

Astronauts have described the smell of space as "a mix of gunpowder, seared steak, raspberries and rum".

So...your average Pirate ship?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2610 on: July 01, 2020, 12:52:19 am »
Moi? I just read the article...

I can't read print. Not since I went blind from all that gaming.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2611 on: July 01, 2020, 12:53:41 am »
I can't read print. Not since I went blind from all that gaming.
Should stopped when you just needed glasses!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2612 on: July 01, 2020, 12:57:41 am »
So...your average Pirate ship?

Absolutely!

Makes it sound like fun. An adventure.

Cause if they told the truth, that it really smells like ass, no one would want to go there.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2613 on: July 03, 2020, 03:58:18 pm »
Home Depot modifies rope sales after nooses found in stores

Spools in pre-cut lengths most commonly requested will be sold

By Audrey Conklin FOXBusiness

Home Depot is modifying the way it sells rope after discovering that people were making nooses out of the spooled rope in some of its stores.

The home improvement retailer has taken away spools of rope and is instead selling pre-cut rope in lengths that are most commonly sold, Home Depot spokesperson Margaret Smith told FOX Business.

"Unfortunately, we’ve had some instances where spooled rope was used to create hate symbols and we’re not going to tolerate it," Smith said in a statement. "Out of an abundance of caution, we temporarily removed spooled rope from our aisles."

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https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/home-depot-rope-nooses
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2614 on: July 03, 2020, 03:59:36 pm »
Loops are hate symbols. What a world.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2615 on: July 03, 2020, 04:22:43 pm »
The whole world is filled with morons.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2616 on: July 03, 2020, 04:31:51 pm »
The whole world is filled with morons.
And we certainly have our share

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2617 on: July 03, 2020, 05:41:58 pm »
And we certainly have our share

No doubt, and well said. The problem is, most of ours seem to be running the show.  :shrug:

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2618 on: July 03, 2020, 06:31:53 pm »
Loops are hate symbols. What a world.
I wonder if I can still get my noos, er ropes at Lowes, I never cared for them before but unlike Home Depot they didn't restrict entry or or require masks which moved them a notch above the other guy.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2619 on: July 03, 2020, 07:03:44 pm »
Makes me wonder if they'd know a bowline from a noose from a fisherman's knot...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2620 on: July 03, 2020, 09:15:30 pm »
Makes me wonder if they'd know a bowline from a noose from a fisherman's knot...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2621 on: July 03, 2020, 09:53:04 pm »
I can't wait to slip them the Sheep Shank.....
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2622 on: August 03, 2020, 10:53:49 pm »
Animal rights group offers $5,000 reward for information on who put 'Trump 2020' sticker on a bear




https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/03/us/trump-bear-collar-trnd/
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(CNN)Black bears will not be voting in the upcoming election, but that's not stopping one bear from unknowingly showing a little support for the incumbent president.

Help Asheville Bears (HAB), an organization in North Carolina, has put out a $5,000 reward to find the person or people responsible for putting a "Trump 2020" sticker on the tracking tag of a black bear......

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2623 on: August 03, 2020, 11:14:26 pm »
Animal rights group offers $5,000 reward for information on who put 'Trump 2020' sticker on a bear




https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/03/us/trump-bear-collar-trnd/
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(CNN)Black bears will not be voting in the upcoming election, but that's not stopping one bear from unknowingly showing a little support for the incumbent president.

Help Asheville Bears (HAB), an organization in North Carolina, has put out a $5,000 reward to find the person or people responsible for putting a "Trump 2020" sticker on the tracking tag of a black bear......

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Who ever did that gets MEGA points for both creativity and stones.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2624 on: August 03, 2020, 11:28:32 pm »
@catfish1957

Who ever did that gets MEGA points for both creativity and stones.

For that prize I'm rooting for the fellow in the "pleasure craft" who photobombed the Dragon Crew recovery after splashdown who was flying the "Trump 2020" flag.  I literally LMAO.
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