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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1675 on: December 25, 2018, 05:41:50 pm »
Bear Rips Off, Eats Woman’s Arm At Christmas Party

https://www.ibtimes.com/bear-rips-eats-womans-arm-christmas-party-2745753
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1676 on: December 25, 2018, 06:06:24 pm »
Bear Rips Off, Eats Woman’s Arm At Christmas Party

Bet the bear would have liked to beat her with it first.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1677 on: December 25, 2018, 06:30:47 pm »
Who invited the bear to the party anyway? 

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1678 on: December 25, 2018, 06:34:20 pm »
Who invited the bear to the party anyway?

A party so bad it was unbearable?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1679 on: December 25, 2018, 06:43:12 pm »
The good news is she has finally lost the 20 lbs she has been trying to lose for years.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1680 on: December 25, 2018, 07:26:04 pm »
A party so bad it was unbearable?
Fred, your humor is simply disarming.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1681 on: December 25, 2018, 07:30:07 pm »
Who invited the bear to the party anyway?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1682 on: December 25, 2018, 08:13:39 pm »
Fred, your humor is simply disarming.

The poor thing. Lost it playing poker. Now nothing left but a life of crime. Unless she works at a casino as a...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1683 on: December 25, 2018, 09:51:51 pm »
Bear Rips Off, Eats Woman’s Arm At Christmas Party

https://www.ibtimes.com/bear-rips-eats-womans-arm-christmas-party-2745753
Teh second part of this sentence goes without saying: The unnamed 53-year-old woman was reportedly an employee at the guesthouse and was spotted heavily drinking at the party, according to reports.
Reminds me of the time several years ago that another drunk jumped into the bear pit in the NYC zoo. They had to shoot the bear. bad choice, there are a whole lot more drunks than bears in NYC.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1684 on: December 26, 2018, 12:44:05 am »
That can't be good.
I won't accept.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1685 on: December 26, 2018, 01:09:36 am »
The bear was likely starving. It saw the arm as food and ate it. I've heard of this before. People buy lions and tigers and bears for pets, and then can't afford to feed them the hundreds of pounds of meat they need per week. When the owners run out of food, they usually become the substitute entre'e, if they are stupid enough to enter the cage.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1686 on: December 26, 2018, 01:30:53 am »
The bear was likely starving. It saw the arm as food and ate it. I've heard of this before. People buy lions and tigers and bears for pets, and then can't afford to feed them the hundreds of pounds of meat they need per week. When the owners run out of food, they usually become the substitute entre'e, if they are stupid enough to enter the cage.

It seems more and more, the term "dangerous wild animal", refers to a person.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1687 on: December 27, 2018, 12:23:34 am »
Well, here's someone desperate for attention:
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This Portlander Is Getting Married to a Boyfriend Made from Boxed Wine
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By Rebecca Jacobson 11/20/2018 at 11:00am Published in the December 2018 issue of Portland Monthly

If you can’t be with the one you love, Stephen Stills wrote, love the one you’re with. Or, if you’re Michael James Schneider and the one you love has just shattered your heart, build yourself a whole new swain out of drained boxes of wine. There’s a good chance you’ve already come across Schneider’s project: last February, the Portlander tweeted four photos of himself posing with a somewhat cubist, very DIY sculpture. “i do not have a boyfriend so i made one out of boxes of wine,” he wrote. Within a day, the tweet had gone viral. Stories from Vice, BuzzFeed, the British tabloid Metro, and even an Armenian newspaper followed. ...

Since then, the couple has enjoyed bike rides, breakfast in bed, and summertime sandcastles, all meticulously documented—like any other true romance of our time—on Instagram. And in August, #boxwineboyfriend popped the big question in the scenic surrounds of Southeast Portland’s Crystal Springs Rhododendron Garden. Nuptials are slated for Saturday, February 9, at downtown’s Hi-Lo Hotel (located on SW Harvey Milk Street, natch).  ...


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1688 on: December 27, 2018, 03:14:49 am »
Well, here's someone desperate for attention:

@mountaineer

Ok,and can someone explain to me WHY this nutcase is allowed to run around free?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1689 on: December 27, 2018, 03:24:55 am »
It's nearly impossible to involuntarily commit the mentally ill anymore,  no matter how much they need psychiatric help.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1690 on: December 27, 2018, 03:35:50 am »
It's nearly impossible to involuntarily commit the mentally ill anymore,  no matter how much they need psychiatric help.
As anyone whose been to Portlandia can attest. Let's all thank the democrats and the ACLU for making our streets safer.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1691 on: December 27, 2018, 03:41:55 am »
Because more and more people are losing themselves and in the deceit, they truly believe in their utopia and do NOT understand it is really a dystopia.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1692 on: December 27, 2018, 04:42:01 am »
I already responded to this once but I guess someone erased my post. I said,
"That can't be good."
I won't accept.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1693 on: December 27, 2018, 01:17:15 pm »
Well, here's someone desperate for attention:
The other day my wife and I watched an episode of SWAT. The bisexual female team member was contemplating entering into a polyamorous relationship with a couple that was getting married. The wife asked if this was a "new thing". I reminded her that the media has been trying to define deviancy down for quite a while and that they will do anything to "normalize the most bizarre behaviors. Reminded me of a quote I heard years ago. "You point to any item in the Sears catalog and somewhere in the world, there is someone that either wants to worship it as a god or have sex with it."
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1694 on: December 27, 2018, 01:56:35 pm »
I reminded her that the media has been trying to define deviancy down for quite a while and that they will do anything to "normalize the most bizarre behaviors. Reminded me of a quote I heard years ago. "You point to any item in the Sears catalog and somewhere in the world, there is someone that either wants to worship it as a god or have sex with it."
Isn't that the sad truth!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1695 on: December 27, 2018, 02:55:58 pm »
The other day my wife and I watched an episode of SWAT. The bisexual female team member was contemplating entering into a polyamorous relationship with a couple that was getting married. The wife asked if this was a "new thing". I reminded her that the media has been trying to define deviancy down for quite a while and that they will do anything to "normalize the most bizarre behaviors. Reminded me of a quote I heard years ago. "You point to any item in the Sears catalog and somewhere in the world, there is someone that either wants to worship it as a god or have sex with it."

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1696 on: December 27, 2018, 05:48:23 pm »
So Rule 34 was around longer than the Internet?
@Cyber Liberty actually had to look that one up, thanks for the reminder.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1697 on: December 27, 2018, 06:44:33 pm »
I only know and live by the Gibbs rules.   
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1698 on: January 06, 2019, 12:55:20 am »
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NAACP links earthquake signs in Oregon to white supremacy
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ORTLAND, Ore. — A new city policy requiring public signs on brick buildings warning they might collapse in an earthquake is part of a long history of white supremacy aimed at forcing black people to move out of neighborhoods, the NAACP of Portland, Oregon, says.

The group on Thursday decried the policy affecting some 1,600 unreinforced masonry buildings that are on average 90 years old, many in areas with a predominantly black population, The Oregonian/OregonLive reports.

The policy "exacerbates a long history of systemic and structural betrayals of trust and policies of displacement, demolition, and dispossession predicated on classism, racism, and white supremacy," the group said.

The NAACP said the policy will make it tougher for owners of brick buildings to get loans and will discourage investment. It says that means buildings will have to be sold, and that developers will demolish and redevelop, increasing the cost to live there and forcing current residents out. ...  More
Fine. Let a building fall on your heads, who cares?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1699 on: January 07, 2019, 06:02:27 pm »
Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search


 
A Florida Man denied ownership of three syringes removed from his rectum during a 4:30 AM strip search at a county jail, according to a criminal complaint.

Cops arrested Wesley Scott, 40, early Friday on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession. While being searched in the field, Scott denied having any illegal items concealed on (or in) his body.

But when Scott, seen at right, arrived at the Pinellas County jail and was subjected to a strip search, he “removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them” to a jailer. Scott then claimed that he “found” the syringes and that "they were not his."

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