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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #900 on: June 09, 2017, 10:04:51 pm »
Must have ran out of rock salt.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #901 on: June 09, 2017, 10:13:28 pm »
Comon @EC. There are cereal killers everywhere.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #902 on: June 09, 2017, 10:27:26 pm »
Comon @EC. There are cereal killers everywhere.

Not of this Fiber.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #903 on: June 09, 2017, 11:04:54 pm »
Not of this Fiber.

Oh yaw it says he got shot in the hand with Rice Krispies so this is just a puff piece.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #904 on: June 09, 2017, 11:07:49 pm »
It were only his hand. Could have been shot in the Lucky Charms.  :whistle:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #905 on: June 09, 2017, 11:42:22 pm »
It were only his hand. Could have been shot in the Lucky Charms.  :whistle:

You have to be a sharp shooter to hit Grape Nuts. They are tiny.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #906 on: June 09, 2017, 11:46:32 pm »
EPD: Suspect allegedly shot man with shotgun shell filled with cereal

EUREKA, Calif. - Timothy Glass Jr., 29, Eureka, was arrested in Eureka for resisting arrest and probation violation after allegedly shooting a man with flare gun loaded with a shotgun shell filled with cereal, according to the Eureka Police Department.

More: http://www.krcrtv.com/north-coast-news/epd-suspect-allegedly-shot-man-with-a-shotgun-shell-filled-with-cereal/532087089

The victim declined to press charges. Don't know which is more ridiculous - shooting someone with cereal, or being shot by cereal.
A cereal killer!  **nononono* That isn't it. Really? Rice Krispies*****rollingeyes*****
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« Reply #907 on: June 10, 2017, 12:03:15 am »
A cereal killer!  **nononono* That isn't it. Really? Rice Krispies*****rollingeyes*****

Big Pop. Not much crack and snapple

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #908 on: June 10, 2017, 12:07:13 am »
Big Pop. Not much crack and snapple
Probably smoked the crack and drank the snapple...
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« Reply #909 on: June 10, 2017, 12:13:31 am »
Probably smoked the crack and drank the snapple...

Just spied his mug..   I'd say that is a distinct possibility!   


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #910 on: June 10, 2017, 06:02:46 am »
Queer beer: Threes Brewing launching “Gender Neutral” beer for Pride

A Gowanus brewery will launch a new beer called “Gender Neutral” with a gay Pride party on June 22. The socially conscious beer makers say that the queer beer name is a playful way to get people thinking about gender issues while enjoying a drink, said one of the co-owners.

More, if you really must read it: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/40/24/24-gender-neutral-threes-brewing-2017-06-16-bk.html

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Can't they just stick with lager and lime, like decent poufters do?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #911 on: June 10, 2017, 06:27:50 am »
Queer beer: Threes Brewing launching “Gender Neutral” beer for Pride

A Gowanus brewery will launch a new beer called “Gender Neutral” with a gay Pride party on June 22. The socially conscious beer makers say that the queer beer name is a playful way to get people thinking about gender issues while enjoying a drink, said one of the co-owners.

More, if you really must read it: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/40/24/24-gender-neutral-threes-brewing-2017-06-16-bk.html

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Can't they just stick with lager and lime, like decent poufters do?

I have found that these Go Anus brewery beers to be a bit nutty.

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« Reply #912 on: June 10, 2017, 02:01:56 pm »
Grow an anus brewery?   You got to be shitting me.   

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #913 on: June 10, 2017, 02:25:51 pm »
I have found that these Go Anus brewery beers to be a bit nutty.

A nice nutty New York value for ya. If they were in the midwest these Go Anus brewery beers would be a bit corny.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #914 on: June 10, 2017, 03:59:17 pm »
Queer beer: Threes Brewing launching “Gender Neutral” beer for Pride

A Gowanus brewery will launch a new beer called “Gender Neutral” with a gay Pride party on June 22. The socially conscious beer makers say that the queer beer name is a playful way to get people thinking about gender issues while enjoying a drink, said one of the co-owners.

More, if you really must read it: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/40/24/24-gender-neutral-threes-brewing-2017-06-16-bk.html

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Can't they just stick with lager and lime, like decent poufters do?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #915 on: June 10, 2017, 04:00:33 pm »
Is it just me or does  it seem that "The love that dare not speak it's name" now a days won't sit down and shut the hell up.

Too busy talking out its ass.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #916 on: June 10, 2017, 07:24:04 pm »
Is it just me or does  it seem that "The love that dare not speak it's name" now a days won't sit down and shut the hell up.
It's a little short of skywriting, yet, but I miss the days when it was quietly in the closet.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #917 on: June 11, 2017, 07:24:24 pm »
Vancouver man's first ride on electric skateboard ends with $600 ticket

A Vancouver man is “flabbergasted” after his first ride on his new, motorized longboard ended with a $598 fine.

Daniel Dahlberg, 25, was on his way to work, riding a Boosted Board v2 that he’d purchased just two days earlier from West 4th Avenue’s Boarder Labs. After rolling down a hill and coming to a stop at 3rd Avenue and Maple in Kitsilano, a Vancouver police officer on a motorcycle pulled him over, then wrote him a ticket.

“My jaw dropped to the ground and he hands me the ticket and it was for $598,” Dahlberg said. “That’s the most absurd part of everything.” ....


..... “I asked him why,” Dahlberg said. “He said it’s because I had no insurance. So then I asked him, I had no idea I needed it, how do I get it, and he told me that I wasn’t able to get insurance.

More and there is an explanation. I don't say a rational or sensible explanation, but there is an explanation: http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/vancouver-mans-first-ride-on-electric-skateboard-ends-with-600-ticket
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #918 on: June 11, 2017, 08:12:04 pm »
Is it just me or does  it seem that "The love that dare not speak it's name" now a days won't sit down and shut the hell up.


Just remember that the very worst thing you can ever say to a gay person, the very worst insult you could ever inflict, is to simply say the following three words, "I don't care." This cuts them to their soul. Since they define their entire being by homosexuality, they believe (falsely) that everyone else is consumed with it too.


As if I give one single damn about who you sleep with. I've got my own life and problems to deal with, I do not have time to deal with yours. Do what you do and be happy with it. "I don't care!"
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #919 on: June 11, 2017, 08:21:39 pm »
Vancouver man's first ride on electric skateboard ends with $600 ticket

A Vancouver man is “flabbergasted” after his first ride on his new, motorized longboard ended with a $598 fine.

Daniel Dahlberg, 25, was on his way to work, riding a Boosted Board v2 that he’d purchased just two days earlier from West 4th Avenue’s Boarder Labs. After rolling down a hill and coming to a stop at 3rd Avenue and Maple in Kitsilano, a Vancouver police officer on a motorcycle pulled him over, then wrote him a ticket.

“My jaw dropped to the ground and he hands me the ticket and it was for $598,” Dahlberg said. “That’s the most absurd part of everything.” ....


..... “I asked him why,” Dahlberg said. “He said it’s because I had no insurance. So then I asked him, I had no idea I needed it, how do I get it, and he told me that I wasn’t able to get insurance.

More and there is an explanation. I don't say a rational or sensible explanation, but there is an explanation: http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/vancouver-mans-first-ride-on-electric-skateboard-ends-with-600-ticket

Idiot.  I rode a mini-bike since I was 13 and knew to stay off the friggin roads.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #920 on: June 11, 2017, 09:21:42 pm »
Idiot.  I rode a mini-bike since I was 13 and knew to stay off the friggin roads.
Yeah, but it is easier to cut through the grass on a mini bike. :shrug:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #921 on: June 11, 2017, 09:24:26 pm »
Yeah, but it is easier to cut through the grass on a mini bike. :shrug:

There wouldn't be a lot of point to having a mini-bike, or a motorized skateboard for that matter, in a city.  There's nowhere to ride.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #922 on: June 11, 2017, 09:46:40 pm »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #923 on: June 12, 2017, 03:13:29 am »
There wouldn't be a lot of point to having a mini-bike, or a motorized skateboard for that matter, in a city.  There's nowhere to ride.
Skate boards are city fare. They don't do so well on a dirt road or gravel. (Between that fact and the mushy brine pocketed nature of ice in a tidewater estuary, I never learned to skate).
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« Reply #924 on: June 12, 2017, 12:04:08 pm »

Just remember that the very worst thing you can ever say to a gay person, the very worst insult you could ever inflict, is to simply say the following three words, "I don't care." This cuts them to their soul. Since they define their entire being by homosexuality, they believe (falsely) that everyone else is consumed with it too.


As if I give one single damn about who you sleep with. I've got my own life and problems to deal with, I do not have time to deal with yours. Do what you do and be happy with it. "I don't care!"
@240B my attitude has always been marry whomever you like, worship however you wish, as long as you are not torturing children or small fur bearing, or trying to convert me, I don't care.
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