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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #675 on: April 20, 2017, 12:41:22 am »
Sorry Fred.  "You're?"   Look, I typsos a lot.  I hope you don't mind.  I'm addlepated.  :shrug:

I didn't even notice. Now I have to deal with THAT.  :laugh:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #676 on: April 20, 2017, 12:47:44 am »
I didn't even notice. Now I have to deal with THAT.  :laugh:

The pain never ends, Fred my man.  We just bear it up.  Go figure.  Some old Greek mythology fits here somewhere.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #677 on: April 20, 2017, 02:27:34 am »
Naked woman cited for indecent exposure after motorcyle ride through town

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2017/04/naked_woman_cited_for_indecent.html#incart_2box_news_jackson

JACKSON, MI - Morning commuters on Jackson's west side are not lying when they say they saw a totally nude woman riding on the back of a motorcycle Wednesday.

At about 9:15 a.m., April 19, Jackson Central Dispatch issued a notice to police in the Jackson area to be on the lookout for a woman riding on the back of a motorcycle without any clothes on, Interim Director of Police and Fire Services Elmer Hitt said.


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #678 on: April 20, 2017, 10:28:58 am »
Naked woman cited for indecent exposure after motorcyle ride through town

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2017/04/naked_woman_cited_for_indecent.html#incart_2box_news_jackson

JACKSON, MI - Morning commuters on Jackson's west side are not lying when they say they saw a totally nude woman riding on the back of a motorcycle Wednesday.

At about 9:15 a.m., April 19, Jackson Central Dispatch issued a notice to police in the Jackson area to be on the lookout for a woman riding on the back of a motorcycle without any clothes on, Interim Director of Police and Fire Services Elmer Hitt said.


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #679 on: April 20, 2017, 11:24:47 am »
Naked woman cited for indecent exposure after motorcyle ride through town

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2017/04/naked_woman_cited_for_indecent.html#incart_2box_news_jackson

JACKSON, MI - Morning commuters on Jackson's west side are not lying when they say they saw a totally nude woman riding on the back of a motorcycle Wednesday.

At about 9:15 a.m., April 19, Jackson Central Dispatch issued a notice to police in the Jackson area to be on the lookout for a woman riding on the back of a motorcycle without any clothes on, Interim Director of Police and Fire Services Elmer Hitt said.


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Who wouldn't be on the lookout?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #680 on: April 20, 2017, 11:46:23 am »
Following a blizzard in upstate NY, a former student of mine was arrested for driving a snowmobile down Main Street wearing nothing but a helmet. Yes a large amount of alcohol was involved and yes he was a redneck.

This was Jacksonville, chances are quite high this was a redneck too.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #681 on: April 20, 2017, 11:52:43 am »
Who wouldn't be on the lookout?

Me. The ones that get naked are NEVER the ones that should get naked.
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« Reply #682 on: April 20, 2017, 12:20:46 pm »
Me. The ones that get naked are NEVER the ones that should get naked.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #683 on: April 20, 2017, 12:23:31 pm »
I'm gonna steal that. It's perfection.  :laugh:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #684 on: April 20, 2017, 12:44:02 pm »
Me. The ones that get naked are NEVER the ones that should get naked.
Instead of 'perky' it's mudflaps....
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« Reply #685 on: April 20, 2017, 01:02:51 pm »
Instead of 'perky' it's mudflaps....


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« Reply #686 on: April 20, 2017, 01:09:28 pm »

Usally when you take your hog out for a ride it means a Harley.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #687 on: April 20, 2017, 01:19:52 pm »
"Nice Hog!" "That's a good looking bike, too!"

While there are no pictures of the naked rider in the article (probably a good thing) there is a picture of the bike (a great thing!).

I used to live in Jackson, and the West side was not the bad part of town (that was the south-east side).
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #688 on: April 20, 2017, 01:22:29 pm »
This was Jacksonville, chances are quite high this was a redneck too.

Hard to say with Jackson, MI.  Former industrial city (auto parts), the present town "company" is a max security Prison on the North side, surrounded by farmland.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #689 on: April 20, 2017, 01:24:29 pm »
While there are no pictures of the naked rider in the article (probably a good thing) there is a picture of the bike (a great thing!).

I used to live in Jackson, and the West side was not the bad part of town (that was the south-east side).

I don't think there is a good side of town anymore. West and north are probably best though.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #690 on: April 20, 2017, 01:26:19 pm »
Hard to say with Jackson, MI.  Former industrial city (auto parts), the present town "company" is a max security Prison on the North side, surrounded by farmland.


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #691 on: April 20, 2017, 01:27:34 pm »
I don't think there is a good side of town anymore. West and north are probably best though.

There wasn't a "good side" when I lived there in the 70's.  It's interesting North Cooper was actually one of the best areas.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #692 on: April 20, 2017, 01:28:12 pm »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #693 on: April 20, 2017, 02:04:53 pm »
AKA, "Cooper Street."

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #694 on: April 21, 2017, 01:27:43 pm »
She asked me name my foe then. I said the need within some men to fight and kill their brothers without thought of Love or God. Ken Hensley

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« Reply #695 on: April 21, 2017, 01:28:59 pm »
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« Reply #696 on: April 21, 2017, 01:31:30 pm »
Watchoo say, Willis? We're supposed to be the knuckledraggers, here.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #698 on: April 21, 2017, 08:53:36 pm »
Naked woman cited for indecent exposure after motorcyle ride through town

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2017/04/naked_woman_cited_for_indecent.html#incart_2box_news_jackson

JACKSON, MI - Morning commuters on Jackson's west side are not lying when they say they saw a totally nude woman riding on the back of a motorcycle Wednesday.

At about 9:15 a.m., April 19, Jackson Central Dispatch issued a notice to police in the Jackson area to be on the lookout for a woman riding on the back of a motorcycle without any clothes on, Interim Director of Police and Fire Services Elmer Hitt said.


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #699 on: April 23, 2017, 04:39:23 am »

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