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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #250 on: January 08, 2017, 04:38:11 pm »
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Did ya hear what happened to Maybelline, Wingy?

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« Reply #251 on: January 08, 2017, 04:41:46 pm »
Naked woman steals police truck


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January 07, 2017 02:17 PM

(KPNX)  A naked woman was taken into custody by Arizona police Thursday after stealing a Maricopa County Sheriff Deputy's truck and leading officers on a high-speed chase.

It began when the deputy responded to a call of a naked woman at a Shell gas station in Gila Bend.

Once the deputy arrived at the scene, he approached the woman, who told him she was sexually assaulted.

As the deputy attempted to find something for the woman to wear, she jumped in the deputy's truck and started to drive off, according to investigators.

"The next thing I know, I hear the sheriff's truck -- he had a pickup truck -- squeal out of here," said a witness at the gas station.

Read more: http://bit.ly/2hXHha3   SFW

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Lol

This reminds me of a story Dana Loesch read on air not long ago.  It was about some couple who wrecked their car after having sex.  The woman told the cops the force of the collision tore her panties off.  I'm going to try and find that audio clip....I remember I was having lunch at the time and I nearly choked to death laughing.


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #252 on: January 08, 2017, 05:01:03 pm »
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Did ya hear what happened to Maybelline, Wingy?
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Did they make up?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #253 on: January 08, 2017, 05:09:25 pm »
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This reminds me of a story Dana Loesch read on air not long ago.  It was about some couple who wrecked their car after having sex.  The woman told the cops the force of the collision tore her panties off.  I'm going to try and find that audio clip....I remember I was having lunch at the time and I nearly choked to death laughing.

Obviously her makeup was at fault. Shoulda used Cover Girl.
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« Reply #254 on: January 08, 2017, 05:10:47 pm »
Did they make up?

Don't ask this one: "I don´t really understand what sex has to do with makeup..."

http://www.beauty4free2u.com/2015/11/10-most-sexy-makeup-names.html
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #255 on: January 08, 2017, 05:19:51 pm »
Did they make up?

Break up to make up, that's all we do
First you love me then you hate me..

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #256 on: January 08, 2017, 06:18:56 pm »
Naked woman steals police truck


NBC News
January 07, 2017 02:17 PM

(KPNX)  A naked woman was taken into custody by Arizona police Thursday after stealing a Maricopa County Sheriff Deputy's truck and leading officers on a high-speed chase.

It began when the deputy responded to a call of a naked woman at a Shell gas station in Gila Bend.

Once the deputy arrived at the scene, he approached the woman, who told him she was sexually assaulted.

As the deputy attempted to find something for the woman to wear, she jumped in the deputy's truck and started to drive off, according to investigators.

"The next thing I know, I hear the sheriff's truck -- he had a pickup truck -- squeal out of here," said a witness at the gas station.

Read more: http://bit.ly/2hXHha3   SFW

I've been to Gila Bend a few times, and this is the most exciting thing that has/will happen in decades in that town.  Almost got a job there with Ma Bell, but fortunately it fell through.   :shrug:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #257 on: January 08, 2017, 06:32:36 pm »
I've been to Gila Bend a few times, and this is the most exciting thing that has/will happen in decades in that town.  Almost got a job there with Ma Bell, but fortunately it fell through.   :shrug:

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GILA BEND, AZ - Police have identified the suspect who stole a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office patrol vehicle Thursday.

Police say 31-year-old Lisa Luna of Mesa led law enforcement on a 70+ mile chase on Interstates 8 and 10 after stealing a MCSO vehicle.

The suspect originally told a deputy that she was sexually assaulted, but recanted her story on Saturday and has now been booked into jail.

Luna also has now told officials that she was high on methamphetamine and spice at the time of the incident, causing her to steal the vehicle.


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #258 on: January 08, 2017, 06:56:09 pm »
   She's a keeper.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #260 on: January 09, 2017, 01:51:07 am »
Former SEE BS "News" man Dan Rather to teach journalism course called "Finding the Truth in the news"!!

I kid you not!

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2017/01/07/dan-rather-to-teach-journalism-course-called-finding-the-truth-in-the-news-n2268303
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #261 on: January 09, 2017, 01:57:42 am »
Former SEE BS "News" man Dan Rather to teach journalism course called "Finding the Truth in the news"!!

I kid you not!

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2017/01/07/dan-rather-to-teach-journalism-course-called-finding-the-truth-in-the-news-n2268303

Now, that's funny!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #262 on: January 09, 2017, 02:00:40 am »
Now, that's funny!

It does comport with the theme of this thread doesn't it!   888high58888
« Last Edit: January 09, 2017, 02:01:00 am by Bigun »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #263 on: January 09, 2017, 06:12:26 pm »
The weirdest tech we saw at CES 2017
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/the-weirdest-tech-we-saw-at-ces-2017-150521802.html

LAS VEGAS—“Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should” is not a motto anybody cares to live by at CES, the huge consumer tech show in Las Vegas. Every year, the show floor collects a cornucopia of gadgets that attempt to meet one human need or another in ways you wouldn’t imagine—or, sometimes, want....
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The Kerastase Hair Coach Powered by Withings. Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images
This smart hairbrush from L’Oreal and Withings, due in the middle of this year for a price somewhere under $200, uses four sensors and a microphone to gauge your brushing and check for signs of damaged hair—apparently, split ends make a distinct sound when brushed....

...Hyundai Health + Mobility Cockpit

The Korean car manufacturer’s experiment would have the car checking your physical state with various biometric data so it can adjust your environment appropriately. For example, it could play appropriate music—acoustic folk might encourage you to drive slowly in a neighborhood—and fill the cabin with such scents as a calming lavender....
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/the-weirdest-tech-we-saw-at-ces-2017-150521802.html

Crazy stuff. 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #264 on: January 14, 2017, 06:31:23 pm »
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Trump Reveals Plans To Be Sworn In On Copy Of Playboy Magazine

November 14, 2016

NEW YORK, NY—During his Sunday interview with 60 Minutes, president-elect Donald Trump revealed that he has arranged to be sworn into the White House on January 20 on a copy of Playboy Magazine, rather than the traditional Bible as most past presidents have done.

Sources were able to confirm that he plans to use the March 1990 issue of the magazine, with Trump himself of the cover, on which he will swear while delivering the sacred oath of office to the nation.

“Tremendous magazine, Playboy. The best magazine. It’s got beautiful women in it. I love beautiful women,” President-elect Trump told reporter Leslie Stahl in the interview.

“The Bible—look, we all know I love the Bible, but to be honest with you, it’s a little boring. No pictures. It talks about women, some, but no pictures,” Trump continued. He further stated that the raunchy pornographic magazine lined up more closely with his values than the Bible, which “has some real nasty things to say about me.”

White House transitional teams confirmed the news, and further stated Trump’s inauguration will include an open bar, craps tables, and go-go dancers.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #265 on: January 14, 2017, 06:55:14 pm »
...Hyundai Health + Mobility Cockpit

The Korean car manufacturer’s experiment would have the car checking your physical state with various biometric data so it can adjust your environment appropriately. For example, it could play appropriate music—acoustic folk might encourage you to drive slowly in a neighborhood—and fill the cabin with such scents as a calming lavender....
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/the-weirdest-tech-we-saw-at-ces-2017-150521802.html

Crazy stuff.

I've seen people driving during my morning commute I'd like to fill their cars with the smell of Carbon Monoxide.  Strangely enough, they're usually driving Hyundais about 10 MPH under the speed limit.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #266 on: January 14, 2017, 07:06:28 pm »
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...Hyundai Health + Mobility Cockpit

The Korean car manufacturer’s experiment would have the car checking your physical state with various biometric data so it can adjust your environment appropriately. For example, it could play appropriate music—acoustic folk might encourage you to drive slowly in a neighborhood—and fill the cabin with such scents as a calming lavender....
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/the-weirdest-tech-we-saw-at-ces-2017-150521802.html

Crazy stuff.

I bet after a while, you would smell lavender and automatically get angry, in a backwards pavlovian.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #267 on: January 15, 2017, 03:08:55 am »
Man thrown in jail over kitty litter after cops mistook it for meth
http://www.newstarget.com/2017-01-13-man-thrown-in-jail-over-kitty-litter-after-cops-had-mistaken-it-for-meth.html

Sounds like fake news, hoax news but it is sourced.


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« Reply #268 on: January 15, 2017, 04:05:30 am »
Here is an interesting story, Lebanon, a small country like Israel has a trash problem, there is a dump near the airport, sea gulls are very much in the area near the dump, this represents a risk to the planes flying in and out; so now hunters have gone after them. Now, some groups are saying this hunting is illegal. That is the scenario.

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Report: Birds Threatening Flights Safety, Hunted Down
by Naharnet Newsdesk

Following the latest warnings that flights in and out of Lebanon's Beirut airport are at risk because of the large number of birds flying over a nearby garbage dump, reports said Saturday that hunters are shooting down the seagulls which angered environmentalist movements in Lebanon.

A Lebanese environmental movement condemned in a statement on Saturday what it described as the “extermination of seagulls."

It said hunters are shooting down the birds near the Costa Brava landill, adding that Lebanon is violating the Agreement on Conservation of African-Eurasian Migratory waterbirds, LBCI reported Saturday.

Read More At: http://www.naharnet.com/stories/en/223753-report-birds-threatening-flights-safety-hunted-down





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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #269 on: January 15, 2017, 05:39:50 am »
Here is an interesting story, Lebanon, a small country like Israel has a trash problem, there is a dump near the airport, sea gulls are very much in the area near the dump, this represents a risk to the planes flying in and out; so now hunters have gone after them. Now, some groups are saying this hunting is illegal. That is the scenario.
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A Lebanese environmental movement condemned in a statement on Saturday what it described as the “extermination of seagulls."

Lebanon has an environmental movement?  Who knew?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #270 on: January 15, 2017, 05:45:46 am »
@Wingnut  @Smokin Joe

Did ya hear what happened to Maybelline, Wingy?

Max Factor.

I thought she was driving a Coupe de Ville while I was motivatin' over the hill.

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Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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« Reply #271 on: January 16, 2017, 03:08:28 am »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #272 on: January 16, 2017, 03:11:32 am »
I thought she was driving a Coupe de Ville while I was motivatin' over the hill.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #273 on: January 16, 2017, 04:04:43 pm »
Oklahoma City Firefighters rescue cow trapped in a swimming pool:

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Oklahoma-City-firefighters-rescue-cow-stuck-in-10860122.php

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #274 on: January 16, 2017, 04:52:53 pm »
Man thrown in jail over kitty litter after cops mistook it for meth
http://www.newstarget.com/2017-01-13-man-thrown-in-jail-over-kitty-litter-after-cops-had-mistaken-it-for-meth.html

Sounds like fake news, hoax news but it is sourced.
That was hilarious. They got the guy on pot charges anyways, so I don't even have to feel bad about the mistake. Just good clean wholesome fun.  :silly:

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