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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #225 on: January 06, 2017, 03:42:52 am »
Thailand:

The way I see it, I'm not even sure if this guy suffers a serious injury but the video does show it was a serious situation. I don't think the crocodile tears his arm off, surprisingly once you see the video. Maybe they take the dangerous teeth out of the creature.

Horrific moment crocodile bites Thai keeper’s arm in half

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8Bpy4FAOs
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/01/06/Horrific-moment-crocodile-bites-Thai-keeper-s-arm-in-half.html
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« Reply #226 on: January 07, 2017, 02:28:00 pm »
Thailand:

The way I see it, I'm not even sure if this guy suffers a serious injury but the video does show it was a serious situation. I don't think the crocodile tears his arm off, surprisingly once you see the video. Maybe they take the dangerous teeth out of the creature.

Horrific moment crocodile bites Thai keeper’s arm in half

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8Bpy4FAOs
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/01/06/Horrific-moment-crocodile-bites-Thai-keeper-s-arm-in-half.html

@TomSea

Remove an animal's teeth because some idiot didn't have enough sense to understand you don't play with dangerous wildlife?  Just no.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #227 on: January 07, 2017, 02:33:28 pm »
Maybe he’s born with it? Maybelline hires a DUDE to be the face of its new mascara (seriously)

The pictures....

I'm really glad I don't use Maybelline mascara.  It's crap, anyway.


http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/01/06/maybe-hes-born-with-it-maybelline-hires-a-dude-to-be-the-face-of-its-new-mascara-seriously/

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #228 on: January 07, 2017, 02:41:58 pm »
Maybe he’s born with it? Maybelline hires a DUDE to be the face of its new mascara (seriously)

The pictures....

I'm really glad I don't use Maybelline mascara.  It's crap, anyway.


http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/01/06/maybe-hes-born-with-it-maybelline-hires-a-dude-to-be-the-face-of-its-new-mascara-seriously/

Well, I do did.

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« Reply #229 on: January 07, 2017, 09:23:40 pm »
Well, I do did.

@Sanguine

*Sigh*

Cover Girl makes some very good ones....Clump Crusher (lime green tube) and Professional Thick Lash (fuchsia tube) are my staples.  They get very good reviews on beauty product boards. 


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #230 on: January 07, 2017, 09:25:13 pm »
@Sanguine

*Sigh*

Cover Girl makes some very good ones....Clump Crusher (lime green tube) and Professional Thick Lash (fuchsia tube) are my staples.  They get very good reviews on beauty product boards.

Thanks, I'll look.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #231 on: January 07, 2017, 09:44:52 pm »
Maybe he’s born with it? Maybelline hires a DUDE to be the face of its new mascara (seriously)

The pictures....

I'm really glad I don't use Maybelline mascara.  It's crap, anyway.


http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/01/06/maybe-hes-born-with-it-maybelline-hires-a-dude-to-be-the-face-of-its-new-mascara-seriously/

Wow.  Those are troubling photographs..........    **nononono*


What do you want to be when you grow up, little boy??

A mascara model.


Yikes!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #232 on: January 07, 2017, 09:46:59 pm »
I thought it was against the law to test beauty product on dumb defenseless animals?  Were the hell is PETA

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« Reply #233 on: January 07, 2017, 10:30:06 pm »
I thought it was against the law to test beauty product on dumb defenseless animals?  Were the hell is PETA

Good point.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #234 on: January 07, 2017, 11:44:02 pm »
I thought it was against the law to test beauty product on dumb defenseless animals?  Were the hell is PETA

That there just slayed me, Wingding.  :bigsilly:  I can always count on you for a good laugh!

True story:

A few years ago, someone was trying to "organize" my neighborhood with a website designed to get us talking.  There was this little posting forum set up, and somebody decided it would be a good idea to have a protest of an animal testing laboratory a company wanted to build in the city to create jobs.  They were posting times and locations to assemble.  I piped up!  I said, "Hey, this sounds like a great family event!  Let's meet up before we assemble.  I know a great BBQ rib joint and we can make a party out of it!"

For the life of me I don't know why the whole forum just died. :shrug:
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« Reply #235 on: January 08, 2017, 12:05:11 am »
That there just slayed me, Wingding.  :bigsilly:  I can always count on you for a good laugh!

True story:


For the life of me I don't know why the whole forum just died. :shrug:

Incredulous ain't it?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #236 on: January 08, 2017, 12:18:12 am »
@TomSea

Remove an animal's teeth because some idiot didn't have enough sense to understand you don't play with dangerous wildlife?  Just no.

@CatherineofAragon

There is nothing wrong with him, he is living in a very poor country compared to the US, these people have to get along to make ends meet. I think he's admirable and brave.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #237 on: January 08, 2017, 12:20:35 am »
For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
I will NOT comply.
 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #238 on: January 08, 2017, 12:26:40 am »

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #239 on: January 08, 2017, 01:14:42 am »
Wow.  Those are troubling photographs..........    **nononono*


What do you want to be when you grow up, little boy??

A mascara model.


Yikes!

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« Reply #240 on: January 08, 2017, 01:16:54 am »
@CatherineofAragon

There is nothing wrong with him, he is living in a very poor country compared to the US, these people have to get along to make ends meet. I think he's admirable and brave.

@TomSea, when it gets warmer here I could go outside and find me a poisonous snake and drape it around my neck.  That wouldn't make me admirable and brave---it would make me a moron.  I wouldn't expect the snake to pay for my stupidity.

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« Reply #241 on: January 08, 2017, 01:27:23 am »
@musiclady

My mother used to say she didn't know what the world was coming to.  Well, it's here now.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #242 on: January 08, 2017, 01:33:38 am »
@musiclady

My mother used to say she didn't know what the world was coming to.  Well, it's here now.

Wow.  My Mom used to say the same thing, and I haven't thought of that in years.

You're right.  The worst of the worst is happening.

It actually makes me thankful that my Mom is with the Lord now.  I don't think she could take the stuff happening here on earth......

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Character still matters.  It always matters.

I wear a mask as an exercise in liberty and love for others.  To see it as an infringement of liberty is to entirely miss the point.  Be kind.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #243 on: January 08, 2017, 01:49:46 am »
Wow.  My Mom used to say the same thing, and I haven't thought of that in years.

You're right.  The worst of the worst is happening.

It actually makes me thankful that my Mom is with the Lord now.  I don't think she could take the stuff happening here on earth......

@CatherineofAragon

@musiclady

Our loved ones up there aren't missing a thing.  They wouldn't come back if they could.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #244 on: January 08, 2017, 02:00:11 am »
@musiclady

Our loved ones up there aren't missing a thing.  They wouldn't come back if they could.

No, they wouldn't.   My Mom died before Bill Clinton, and I remember being glad she wasn't here to see the degradation in the White House.

She would be absolutely horrified with what's going on now.

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Character still matters.  It always matters.

I wear a mask as an exercise in liberty and love for others.  To see it as an infringement of liberty is to entirely miss the point.  Be kind.

"Sometimes I think the Church would be better off if we would call a moratorium on activity for about six weeks and just wait on God to see what He is waiting to do for us. That's what they did before Pentecost."   - A. W. Tozer

Use the time God is giving us to seek His will and feel His presence.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #245 on: January 08, 2017, 02:44:16 am »

Naked woman steals police truck


NBC News
January 07, 2017 02:17 PM

(KPNX)  A naked woman was taken into custody by Arizona police Thursday after stealing a Maricopa County Sheriff Deputy's truck and leading officers on a high-speed chase.

It began when the deputy responded to a call of a naked woman at a Shell gas station in Gila Bend.

Once the deputy arrived at the scene, he approached the woman, who told him she was sexually assaulted.

As the deputy attempted to find something for the woman to wear, she jumped in the deputy's truck and started to drive off, according to investigators.

"The next thing I know, I hear the sheriff's truck -- he had a pickup truck -- squeal out of here," said a witness at the gas station.

Read more: http://bit.ly/2hXHha3   SFW
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #246 on: January 08, 2017, 02:45:57 am »
   maybe it was 1 of Sheriff Joe's concubines getting out of dodge?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #247 on: January 08, 2017, 07:17:46 am »
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world...Except for my Maybelline
Reminds me of an Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhyme...
Little Boy Blue...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #248 on: January 08, 2017, 08:18:46 am »
@Wingnut  @Smokin Joe

Did ya hear what happened to Maybelline, Wingy?

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« Reply #249 on: January 08, 2017, 04:37:03 pm »
No, they wouldn't.   My Mom died before Bill Clinton, and I remember being glad she wasn't here to see the degradation in the White House.

She would be absolutely horrified with what's going on now.

@CatherineofAragon


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