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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #200 on: December 15, 2016, 06:32:21 pm »
I can take a vacation for free.

It's called get in the bathtub, and pretend I'm at a tropical beach somewhere. Works every time.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #201 on: December 16, 2016, 09:18:14 am »
Quote from: Freya on December 15, 2016, 06:32:21 pm
I can take a vacation for free.

It's called get in the bathtub, and pretend I'm at a tropical beach somewhere. Works every time.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #202 on: December 19, 2016, 02:03:17 am »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #203 on: December 19, 2016, 02:44:32 am »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #204 on: January 01, 2017, 06:44:59 am »
I was checking out New Year's Eve celebrations in Idaho (Mountain Time Zone, that's why) and found perhaps the most Idaho story ever:

A truck overfilled with potatoes crashed in the Teton Range and the mess will remain until spring
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #205 on: January 01, 2017, 08:59:50 pm »
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Dog Mauls Family After They Try to Dress It in a Christmas Sweater
By Char Adams•@CiCiAdams_

A pit bull mix named Scarface attacked its owner on Friday after she tried to put a Christmas sweater on it, police confirm to PEOPLE.

Police said the dog attacked 52-year-old Brenda Guerrero, biting her arm, in the back yard of her Tampa, Florida, home when she tried to put a Christmas sweater on it, WABC reports.

Guerrero’s husband, Ismael, and their 22-year-old son tried to help the woman but were both attacked by the dog.

“Officers responding said the dog was pretty aggressive,” Eddy Durkin with the Tampa Police Department told WABC. “When they tazed the dog, the dog was still pulling away and was able to release the prongs from the tazer.

Continued: http://people.com/human-interest/pit-bull-attacks-owner-christmas-sweater/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #206 on: January 01, 2017, 09:01:26 pm »
I'm siding with the dog.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #207 on: January 01, 2017, 09:11:17 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on January 01, 2017, 09:01:26 pm
I'm siding with the dog.

I bit the people, the last time, that tried to put a Christmas sweater on me.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #208 on: January 01, 2017, 09:16:27 pm »
I need to see the sweater... :whistle:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #209 on: January 01, 2017, 09:20:07 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on January 01, 2017, 09:11:17 pm
I bit the people, the last time, that tried to put a Christmas sweater on me.

I'm just glad Bowser isn't very big because he ain't happy with me right now.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #210 on: January 01, 2017, 09:38:37 pm »
Nothing says merry christmas like an ugly sweater on a pissed off pitbull.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #211 on: January 01, 2017, 09:43:28 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on January 01, 2017, 09:20:07 pm
I'm just glad Bowser isn't very big because he ain't happy with me right now.

My wife got Winston an Adidas coat. He doesn't like to have it put on.



He does like it when it comes off. And gets the rubdown.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #212 on: January 01, 2017, 09:57:32 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on January 01, 2017, 09:38:37 pm
Nothing says merry christmas like an ugly sweater on a pissed off pitbull.

Brings back memories doesn't it?

I'll be ready to recreate the family Christmas that I used to know for the younger generation.









Sigh

Good times

Good times
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #213 on: January 01, 2017, 10:47:00 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on January 01, 2017, 09:20:07 pm
I'm just glad Bowser isn't very big because he ain't happy with me right now.



What happened to sweet Bowser? And why is he in a cone of shame?

Giving him a cyber milk bone because I can't give him a real one
« Last Edit: January 01, 2017, 10:47:54 pm by Freya »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #214 on: January 01, 2017, 11:04:39 pm »
It's so cool and trendy to have a big ol' bada@@ pitbull - well, until it suddenly isn't. 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #215 on: January 01, 2017, 11:16:07 pm »
Quote from: Freya on January 01, 2017, 10:47:00 pm
What happened to sweet Bowser? And why is he in a cone of shame?

Giving him a cyber milk bone because I can't give him a real one

He's got belly fungus which makes him itch which means he licks at it and never lets it dry out. I'm using a boric acid solution to kill the fungus. The vet said to give it about 10 days and its been 4 with considerable improvement.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #216 on: January 01, 2017, 11:17:30 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on January 01, 2017, 11:16:07 pm
He's got belly fungus which makes him itch which means he licks at it and never lets it dry out. I'm using a boric acid solution to kill the fungus. The vet said to give it about 10 days and its Ibeen 4 with considerable improvement.


Hurray!!! Give him a hug and kiss from me. I do like doggies.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #217 on: January 01, 2017, 11:20:14 pm »
Quote from: Freya on January 01, 2017, 11:17:30 pm

Hurray!!! Give him a hug and kiss from me. I do like doggies.

I've been letting him sleep without the cone at night as long as he's not scratching or licking. I let him out to run around for a bit in the morning before I put the cone on him.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #218 on: January 01, 2017, 11:27:28 pm »
Quote from: Freya on December 15, 2016, 06:32:21 pm
I can take a vacation for free.

It's called get in the bathtub, and pretend I'm at a tropical beach somewhere. Works every time.

But what if you don't have a bathtub?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #219 on: January 02, 2017, 12:07:20 am »
@Mod1  I should have put this in ridiculous news;

If the mods want to, they can move it there. I know, people tend to not read that thread but it is a good thread, it doesn't seem to be used as much as it should.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #220 on: January 02, 2017, 12:08:21 am »
A sweater and they live in Florida.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #222 on: January 02, 2017, 02:16:43 am »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on January 02, 2017, 02:08:07 am
@Cripplecreek

Same here.

Its like Ramadan.

Its always fun till somebody tries to put boots on the camel.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #223 on: January 02, 2017, 02:28:44 am »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on January 01, 2017, 06:44:59 am
I was checking out New Year's Eve celebrations in Idaho (Mountain Time Zone, that's why) and found perhaps the most Idaho story ever:

A truck overfilled with potatoes crashed in the Teton Range and the mess will remain until spring

I saw this story he other day. Up the road a bit from me. A terrible tragedy.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #224 on: January 02, 2017, 02:35:50 am »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on January 02, 2017, 02:16:43 am
Its like Ramadan.

Its always fun till somebody tries to put boots on the camel.



Lol, morons

Keep messing with these beasts and I'm going to side with them every time. 

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