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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2525 on: February 20, 2020, 05:57:41 PM »
Just like Elvis.  Shooting dope on the toilet.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2526 on: February 22, 2020, 12:22:43 PM »
WTH: A Facebook Employee Reportedly Blow-Dried Mark Zuckerberg’s Armpits to get Rid of His Anxiety Sweat
February 21, 2020

How’s your Friday going America? Pretty good until you read that headline right?

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According to a new report, members of Facebook’s communications team reportedly blow-dry Mark Zuckerberg’s armpits before big speeches to get rid of his anxiety-induced sweat.

The anecdote comes from “Facebook: the Inside Story,” a new book coming out this month by Wired’s Steven Levy, according to a review by Bloomberg’s Austin Carr.

Notably, there’s some historical context here that supports the notion that Zuckerberg sweats under pressure: Famously, Zuckerberg visibly sweated in an on-stage interview with tech journalist Kara Swisher at an event in 2010.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2527 on: February 23, 2020, 09:41:21 AM »
Unibrowed model Sophia Hadjipanteli takes London Fashion Week by storm
By Spencer Bergen
February 19, 2020

Models have to make their mark, and model/influencer Sophia Hadjipanteli has done just that with her signature unibrow. She's the founder of the #UnibrowMovement on social media, recently landed the cover of Glamour UK, and was a fixture at London Fashion Week this season. So, is the fashion world ready for the tweezer-less revolution?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2528 on: February 23, 2020, 09:49:46 AM »

Don't that thing is, man, woman, or half of each.
But I do know that my dog would never stop barking at it, if it came around here.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2529 on: February 23, 2020, 09:50:51 AM »
I almost didn't notice that she's wearing a Froot Loops necklace. Seems appropriate.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2530 on: February 23, 2020, 09:52:57 AM »
Don't that thing is, man, woman, or half of each.
But I do know that my dog would never stop barking at it, if it came around here.

Let's see,here. Fake hair color,fake eyebrows and eyebrow color,and fake lips.

I have to wonder what this thing looked like before all this,and just exactly what it is about her that makes her attractive enough to heterosexual men to qualify her to work as a professional model.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2531 on: February 23, 2020, 02:48:43 PM »
Don't that thing is, man, woman, or half of each.
But I do know that my dog would never stop barking at it, if it came around here.
Whatever it is should be the new picture accompanying the definition of FUGLY!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2532 on: February 23, 2020, 02:55:49 PM »
Unibrowed model Sophia Hadjipanteli takes London Fashion Week by storm
By Spencer Bergen
February 19, 2020

Models have to make their mark, and model/influencer Sophia Hadjipanteli has done just that with her signature unibrow. She's the founder of the #UnibrowMovement on social media, recently landed the cover of Glamour UK, and was a fixture at London Fashion Week this season. So, is the fashion world ready for the tweezer-less revolution?

NY Post

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I didn't know they still make those wax lips!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2533 on: February 23, 2020, 03:00:25 PM »
Imagine that: she used to look half-way normal.
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... Hadjipanteli attributes her bold brow to genetics, with her parents having immigrated to the United States from Cyprus, Greece. However, the model does stimulate hair growth by applying castor oil at night before bed, a skin care process that she swears by. ...
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I'm going to have to make this one small, so no one freaks out.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2534 on: February 23, 2020, 03:02:57 PM »
I'm already freaked out....she looks like a Halloween mask
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2535 on: February 23, 2020, 06:37:36 PM »
I ain't got much understanding for all the preening women do...
And being around hilljillies as I am, hairy armpits and hairy legs are pretty commonplace to a degree that most all y'all would probably balk at...

But those are generally Scot-Irish and native gals, not prone to much hair anyhow...

That caterpillar crawling around on that gal's face ain't alright - even to me...  :whistle:

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« Reply #2536 on: February 23, 2020, 06:42:49 PM »
I ain't got much understanding for all the preening women do...
And being around hilljillies as I am, hairy armpits and hairy legs are pretty commonplace to a degree that most all y'all would probably balk at...

But those are generally Scot-Irish and native gals, not prone to much hair anyhow...

That caterpillar crawling around on that gal's face ain't alright - even to me...  :whistle:
Now,now, brother. Don't forget that someday, that caterpillar will be a butterfly.


(wait for it...)



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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2537 on: February 23, 2020, 06:54:27 PM »
Imagine that: she used to look half-way normal.
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I'm going to have to make this one small, so no one freaks out.


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She obviously had an eyebrow fixation even back then or she would have never make them so black,and would have trimmed them.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2538 on: February 23, 2020, 07:00:19 PM »
@mountaineer

She obviously had an eyebrow fixation even back then or she would have never make them so black,and would have trimmed them.
Maybe she does (trim them).... :shrug:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2539 on: February 23, 2020, 07:19:36 PM »
Maybe she does (trim them).... :shrug:

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Naw,if they would grow longer she would probably braid them.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2540 on: February 23, 2020, 08:05:00 PM »
Now,now, brother. Don't forget that someday, that caterpillar will be a butterfly.


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Or mebbe a moth  :silly:

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2541 on: February 24, 2020, 06:06:32 PM »
Or mebbe a moth  :silly:
I was being optimistic, dagnabit!  :chairbang:

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2542 on: March 05, 2020, 11:06:23 AM »
I thought these people weren't supposed to drink alcohol.
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American Airlines Passenger Attacks Air Marshals, Threatens To Kill Everyone
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Dana Ghazi Mustafa has been released from jail while the federal case against her is pending.


Dulles, VA – A drunken United Airlines passenger assaulted a federal air marshal and threatened to kill everyone aboard her recent flight from Germany to Virginia, according to court documents.

“I’m going to stab everyone on the plane, then kill myself,” 27-year-old Dana Ghazi Mustafa declared during her Feb. 22 flight, according to a U.S. Attorney’s Office press release. “I’m Palestinian! That’s how we get down.”  ...

Once she was subdued, the marshals plopped Mustafa down in a seat beside them, then spotted a half-empty liter bottle of Absolut vodka resting inside her open carry-on luggage, FOX News reported.

Mustafa claimed that she was allowed to drink the vodka on her earlier flight, then began hurling threats about stabbing the other passengers and killing herself.  ...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2543 on: March 05, 2020, 11:17:31 AM »
Let me count the ways this Muslim woman has offended Allah.
Muslims are not allowed to consume alcohol.
Muslim women are not allowed to wear makeup, especially lipstick like an Infidel whore.
Muslim women, even the 'reformed' ones are not allowed to show their hair.
Muslim women are not allowed to travel without being accompanied by a related man.
In many Islamic countries, this woman would be arrested and jailed for defaming Islam.
And yet, she reserves her anger for free Western Nations that allow her to do these things.
This is very typical of the hypocrisy of Islam. They follow the way of Allah as long as he stays out of their life.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2544 on: March 05, 2020, 12:45:27 PM »

This is very typical of the hypocrisy of Islam. They follow the way of Allah as long as he stays out of their life.

@240B

"They follow the way of Allah as long as it gives them permission to hate and punish others." Islam is the only religion that revers sociopaths.

There,fixed it for you.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2545 on: March 05, 2020, 01:25:58 PM »
@240B

"They follow the way of Allah as long as it gives them permission to hate and punish others." Islam is the only religion that revers sociopaths.

There,fixed it for you.
Nah. If Leftism isn't a religion, it's at least a cult. They hate, and given the opportunity, they wreak their vengeance on whomever they can. It's why they are so desperate to disarm us all.

 
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It's why the Leftists and the Muslims are pals. They share that mentality.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2546 on: March 05, 2020, 09:26:54 PM »
Nah. If Leftism isn't a religion, it's at least a cult. 

@Smokin Joe

Sometimes it really is hard to tell the difference,ain't it?

Unlike most cults,Islam is a death cult devoted to the murders of non-believers,and even believers the most fundamental Muslims consider to not be "devout enough".
It takes an special kind of "Stoopid" to make Trump look like a defenseless victim and gain public sympathy,but damned if the Dims didn't pull it off!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2547 on: March 05, 2020, 09:52:54 PM »
Ok ...I have a hard time believing that someone could be this dumb.

Woman waters plant for 2 years, discovers it’s plastic

Caelie Wilkes was rightfully proud of her houseplant gardening skills.

Not only had she managed to keep her succulent alive for a couple of years, it was beautiful.

No, hold that, it was beyond beautiful. It was an “overall perfect plant,” Wilkes said in a Facebook post. “I absolutely loved my succulent.”

The cruel truth wasn’t revealed until she decided to transplant it.   :rolling: :rolling:

Picture @ link!!!   :rolling:

https://www.nbc12.com/2020/03/04/woman-waters-plant-years-discovers-its-plastic/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2548 on: March 05, 2020, 10:00:18 PM »
Ok ...I have a hard time believing that someone could be this dumb.

Woman waters plant for 2 years, discovers it’s plastic

Caelie Wilkes was rightfully proud of her houseplant gardening skills.

Not only had she managed to keep her succulent alive for a couple of years, it was beautiful.

No, hold that, it was beyond beautiful. It was an “overall perfect plant,” Wilkes said in a Facebook post. “I absolutely loved my succulent.”

The cruel truth wasn’t revealed until she decided to transplant it.   :rolling: :rolling:

Picture @ link!!!   :rolling:

https://www.nbc12.com/2020/03/04/woman-waters-plant-years-discovers-its-plastic/

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This rarely happens,but I have to admit I feel embarrassed for her.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2549 on: March 05, 2020, 10:56:54 PM »
Ok ...I have a hard time believing that someone could be this dumb.

Woman waters plant for 2 years, discovers it’s plastic

Caelie Wilkes was rightfully proud of her houseplant gardening skills.

Not only had she managed to keep her succulent alive for a couple of years, it was beautiful.

No, hold that, it was beyond beautiful. It was an “overall perfect plant,” Wilkes said in a Facebook post. “I absolutely loved my succulent.”

The cruel truth wasn’t revealed until she decided to transplant it.   :rolling: :rolling:

Picture @ link!!!   :rolling:

https://www.nbc12.com/2020/03/04/woman-waters-plant-years-discovers-its-plastic/

Did you poach that from Bookface?  I think I saw that.
We need to re-coin the expression, "Press Bias" to "Media Bigotry."
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