Author Topic: Ridiculous News of the Day (Read 532573 times)

corbe · « **Reply #2176 on:** September 10, 2019, 02:57:47 am »

The Rabbits have now formed a Union and got extra security.

EdJames · « **Reply #2177 on:** September 10, 2019, 02:57:51 am »

I bet that she doesnâ€™t kill rabbits.

corbe · « **Reply #2178 on:** September 10, 2019, 03:27:29 am »

roamer_1 · « **Reply #2179 on:** September 10, 2019, 06:49:09 am »

Quote from: EdJames on September 10, 2019, 02:57:51 am

I bet that she doesnâ€™t kill rabbits.

There is a pregnancy joke in there somewhere... But I could not figure out a way to use it.

corbe · « **Reply #2180 on:** September 10, 2019, 02:45:20 pm »

Kentucky police: Woman stole school bus while under the influence

Billy Kobin, Louisville Courier Journal

4 hrs ago

A Kentucky woman was arrested Sunday after she allegedly stole a school bus and drove it while intoxicated, according to police.

Teresa M. Wells, 35, of Cawood, was arrested Sunday morning on Ky. 1137 in Cawood after she stole a school bus from Cawood Elementary School and drove it around the area in a "reckless manner," according to Kentucky State Police.

An employee with Harlan County Schools stopped Wells and the bus on the state road and asked her what she was doing.

Michael Cox, the director of transportation for Harlan County Schools, told WYMT that Wells claimed to be a state transportation office employee who was "test-driving the bus."

<..snip..>

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/kentucky-police-woman-stole-school-bus-while-under-the-influence/ar-AAH4XJI?ocid=ientp

roamer_1 · « **Reply #2181 on:** September 10, 2019, 03:37:11 pm »

Quote from: corbe on September 10, 2019, 02:45:20 pm

An employee with Harlan County Schools stopped Wells and the bus on the state road and asked her what she was doing.

In the deep dark hills of eastern Kentucky
That's the place where I traced my bloodline
And it's there I read on a hillside gravestone
"You'll never leave Harlan alive"

Hate to say it @corbe , but she sounds like the kind of gal I'd have... I'd be heading over about now to throw her bail... not for the first time...

corbe · « **Reply #2182 on:** September 10, 2019, 03:40:20 pm »

Dave Alvin - Harlan County Line

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#MeToo @roamer_1

Wingnut · « **Reply #2183 on:** September 10, 2019, 04:49:38 pm »

Quote from: corbe on September 10, 2019, 02:52:59 am

Okay..you post her up for all to see but you send me this?

Keep it clean Please.

sneakypete · « **Reply #2184 on:** September 10, 2019, 05:51:08 pm »

Quote from: The Ghost on September 10, 2019, 04:49:38 pm

Okay..you post her up for all to see but you send me this?

Removed.

@The Ghost

Hmmmm,a couple of questions come to mind.

1: Did you ever do a lot of drinking?

2: When you were drinking,did it seem like flash bulbs were going off often?

3: Did any of your ancestors ever claim to have been "movie stars" in "small movies you probably never heard of."?

Sanguine · « **Reply #2185 on:** September 10, 2019, 06:00:56 pm »

Quote from: sneakypete on September 10, 2019, 05:51:08 pm

@The Ghost

Hmmmm,a couple of questions come to mind.

1: Did you ever do a lot of drinking?

2: When you were drinking,did it seem like flash bulbs were going off often?

3: Did any of your ancestors ever claim to have been "movie stars" in "small movies you probably never heard of."?

mountaineer · « **Reply #2186 on:** September 12, 2019, 01:04:08 pm »

Ridiculous, maybe?

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Patti Smith is the new face of Saint Laurent
By Emily Kirkpatrick
September 11, 2019

Patti Smith is officially a high-fashion muse.

The 72-year-old rock and roll legend is set to become the newest celebrity to lend her face to one of Saint Laurentâ€˜s ad campaigns. ...

Full story

Hoodat · « **Reply #2187 on:** September 12, 2019, 02:30:49 pm »

It's not often that a Patti Smith reference comes up.

Patti Smith - Amerigo

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Elderberry · « **Reply #2188 on:** September 16, 2019, 08:35:40 pm »

West Texas drug runner leaves behind 1,100 pounds of pot and wallet; cops offer to return ID

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/article/West-Texas-drug-runner-leaves-behind-1-100-pounds-14442964.php

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Early Saturday morning, Brewster County Sheriff's deputies and Border Patrol agents recovered approximately 1,127 pounds of marijuana in an abandoned SUV, according to a Facebook post from the BCSO.

"The driver left the scene before he could meet our friendly deputies and agents, but left his wallet in the vehicle," the post read. "We would really like to return it."

To add insult to injury, the cops trolled the drug runner fail with hashtags like #lostandfound, #yourIDishere, #jointoperation, #buds, and of course #weedliketotalk.

sneakypete · « **Reply #2189 on:** September 16, 2019, 11:56:45 pm »

Quote from: Elderberry on September 16, 2019, 08:35:40 pm

West Texas drug runner leaves behind 1,100 pounds of pot and wallet; cops offer to return ID

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/article/West-Texas-drug-runner-leaves-behind-1-100-pounds-14442964.php

@Elderberry

Did that car have Florida plates?

NOBODY is ever going to accuse that guy of being clever when it comes to hiding stuff.

EasyAce · « **Reply #2190 on:** September 17, 2019, 01:23:15 am »

Quote from: corbe on September 10, 2019, 02:52:59 am

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #2191 on:** September 17, 2019, 06:06:52 am »

Quote from: sneakypete on September 16, 2019, 11:56:45 pm

@Elderberry

Did that car have Florida plates?

NOBODY is ever going to accuse that guy of being clever when it comes to hiding stuff.

Maybe tinted windows....

If the vehicle hadn't been left behind (had run okay and been operated reasonably) his odds were not so bad.

Applewood · « **Reply #2192 on:** September 18, 2019, 05:41:47 pm »

Two Amish men escape police after being pulled over for drinking and driving their horse and buggy

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Two Amish men drinking spiked iced tea in a horse and buggy, a 12-pack of Michelob Ultra sitting atop their horse and buggy and a giant stereo system inside.
â€¦
Deputy Joe Dragovich was on patrol that early morning on September 15. When he attempted to stop and question the two men about drinking and driving, they leapt out of the buggy and made their great escape -- disappearing into the woods on the side of the road, according to the report obtained by CNN affiliate WJW.
â€¦
Meanwhile, the horse pulling the buggy also took off running, but Dragovich managed to catch up to it. The men, though, were gone.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/18/us/amish-men-drinking-and-driving-trnd/index.html

sneakypete · « **Reply #2193 on:** September 18, 2019, 05:46:27 pm »

Quote from: Applewood on September 18, 2019, 05:41:47 pm

Two Amish men drinking spiked iced tea in a horse and buggy, a 12-pack of Michelob Ultra sitting atop their horse and buggy and a giant stereo system inside.

@Applewood

Does that sound like the plot line for a new Cheech and Chong movie,or what?

berdie · « **Reply #2194 on:** September 18, 2019, 08:36:43 pm »

Quote from: sneakypete on September 18, 2019, 05:46:27 pm

@Applewood

Does that sound like the plot line for a new Cheech and Chong movie,or what?

Lol! It sounds like one to me.

mountaineer · « **Reply #2195 on:** September 27, 2019, 11:31:41 pm »

If you want to be in TBR's Ridiculous News of the Day, just have sex and really mess it up.

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Naked couple fall to deaths during balcony sex romp
By Natalie O'Neill
September 27, 2019

A naked couple fell to their deaths while having sex on a third-floor balcony after a house party in Ecuador, according to a report Friday.

The woman, a 28-year-old mother, and her 35-year-old lover were locked in a passionate embrace when they slipped over the edge â€” and plunged onto the terrace below, twnews.co.uk reports. ...

Local media reports said the couple wasnâ€™t paying attention to the height of the balcony wall and toppled over it while having sex.

Full story at NYPost

Gefn · « **Reply #2196 on:** September 27, 2019, 11:37:21 pm »

I can actually top the above story.

Casey Anthony wants another baby.

https://hollywoodlife.com/2019/09/27/casey-anthony-wants-another-child-acquitted-murder-daughter-caylee/

roamer_1 · « **Reply #2197 on:** September 28, 2019, 02:28:00 am »

Ah...

There once was a man from Adair
who tried to make love on the stair.
On the twenty-third stroke,
the bannister broke
and he finished her off in midair.

Jussayin.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #2198 on:** September 28, 2019, 09:42:30 am »

Quote from: roamer_1 on September 28, 2019, 02:28:00 am

Ah...

There once was a man from Adair
who tried to make love on the stair.
On the twenty-third stroke,
the bannister broke
and he finished her off in midair.

Jussayin.

Sounds like he came before he went...

mountaineer · « **Reply #2199 on:** September 28, 2019, 12:26:44 pm »

Many years ago I was reading a Spanish newspaper in a college library (because I didn't want to do any actual studying), and came upon a similar story. It seems the woman had a heart attack, aneurysm or something, and died suddenly just as she climaxed, and the man couldn't, um, extricate himself. It presented a bit of a problem for the paramedics.