The Adventures of Florida Man: A Running Thread

[sneakypete]

My Father and his cousins owned a raccoon hound that if the animal didn't come out of the tree you better go up and get it, or he would not hunt with you the rest of the day.

@verga

It's good to see that someone has standards,be it man or beast.

[berdie]

I've been wondering what happened to Florida Man.  Sounds like he is....indisposed...right now.

[Cyber Liberty]

I've been wondering what happened to Florida Man.  Sounds like he is....indisposed...right now.

He's not In Season right now.  Give it a few months..lol!

[berdie]

He's not In Season right now.  Give it a few months..lol!

*chuckle*

[mountaineer]

Florida Man Smashes 20 Cars, Says 'I Did It Because Donald Trump Owes Me One Trillion Dollars'
By Scott McDonald
On 9/10/19 at 8:24 PM EDT

A homeless man in Florida went on a car vandalism spree Monday, smashing at least 20 vehicles before getting tired and falling asleep on a nearby bench. When questioned by authorities, he said it happened because President Donald Trump "owes me one trillion dollars."

The Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office in a press release identified the man as 30-year-old Justin James Wilson, and said he damaged at least 20 cars or more that were parked at the Holiday Inn Resort on Okaloosa Island.

The sheriff's office stated Wilson faces 14 counts of felony criminal mischief and six counts of misdemeanor criminal mischief for an estimated $30,000 in damages to at least 20 cars.

When deputies located Wilson nearby, he confessed to the officers and said, "Take me to jail. I did it because Donald Trump owes me one trillion dollars and these vehicles belong to the mafia."  ... More at Newsweek

[roamer_1]

I've been wondering what happened to Florida Man.  Sounds like he is....indisposed...right now.

He got pinched for parole violations and sent back to NYC...

[jmyrlefuller]

Florida man throws raw burger meat on car, Victim's vehicle not damaged
A homeless Florida man threw raw hamburger meat on the hood of another man's car for an unknown reason, according to the Cocoa Police Department.

The victim was able to hose off the meat from his car. It did not cause any damage.

Less than two hours later, a witness saw Lytle walking into a nearby wooded area. Police said they found him asleep in a treeline.

https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-throws-raw-burger-meat-on-victims-car-police-say

[jmyrlefuller]

I've been wondering what happened to Florida Man.  Sounds like he is....indisposed...right now.

It's been quiet on the Florida Man front. I've been perusing the wires, but I think Dorian scared him off... or at least drowned out the news coverage.

[sneakypete]

It's been quiet on the Florida Man front. I've been perusing the wires, but I think Dorian scared him off... or at least drowned out the news coverage.

@jmyrlefuller

Not a chance! If there is one thing Florida Man has proven,it is that he is fearless.

Probably still drunk and passed out somewhere.

[corbe]

Florida couple had sex in the back of a police car after DUI arrest, cops say

By C. Isaiah Smalls II
 
September 16, 2019 03:39 PM, Updated 7 hours ago

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 Megan Mondanaro (left) and Aaron Thomas (right) Nassau County Sheriff's Office
 
There is a time and place for everything. And, more often then not, that place is rarely in the back of a police car.

A Florida couple face a list of charges after a deputy said they had sex in the back of his patrol car.

The Nassau County deputy originally arrested 31-year-old Aaron Thomas and 35-year-old Megan Mondanaro on DUI charges. And then things got a little frisky in the back seat.

According to an arrest report, a deputy observed the couple riding bikes with no lights in the middle of South Fletcher Avenue. After they narrowly escaped being hit by a car, the deputy pulled them over. He noted that the couple smelled from alcohol and had bloodshot eyes.

Eventually, the deputy placed the couple in the backseat of his patrol car. That’s when the couple started going at it.

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article235144277.html#storylink=cpy

[Cyber Liberty]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!  Happened to her face?

[240B]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!  Happened to her face?

Crack cocaine. Very common to have sores on the face.
Crack and Meth make the user think there are 'bugs' under their skin.
They scratch their skin off trying to get to them.

[sneakypete]

Crack cocaine. Very common to have sores on the face.
Crack and Meth make the user think there are 'bugs' under their skin.
They scratch their skin off trying to get to them.

@240B

Thanks,I didn't know that. Had seen it before and had no idea what caused it.

[Cyber Liberty]

@240B

Thanks,I didn't know that. Had seen it before and had no idea what caused it.

I usually associate that condition with Meth heads, but it could be crack, too.

[240B]

@240B

Thanks,I didn't know that. Had seen it before and had no idea what caused it.

@sneakypete
The sores are all over their body. The face is just what you see first.
Saw a homeless guy on Meth, or Crack, or Bug Spray, Bath Salts,
or who knows what in the world. Late teens, early twenties?
He had just crawled out of his homeless camp in the woods.
Covered with sores from head to toe, along with bed bugs and fleas. Incoherent.
He sat on the bench chewing sores on his arm, exactly like a dog would do.
He had morphed from human into some kind of animal.
Didn't want food, because he couldn't eat.
His whole life was entirely about his next fix. That was his whole world.
Yes he was dangerous. Like a feral dog.

[240B]

[goatprairie]

Interestingly enough, earlier this year some guy was shot dead by security forces after breaking into the Area 51 facility and confronting the security forces with some metallic object in his hand. 

[Smokin Joe]

Interestingly enough, earlier this year some guy was shot dead by security forces after breaking into the Area 51 facility and confronting the security forces with some metallic object in his hand. 

It is my understanding that the security folks there have about as much of a sense of humor as the teams guarding missile silos in this neck of the woods. None. Locked and loaded. Some things you just don't mess with. 

[verga]

It is my understanding that the security folks there have about as much of a sense of humor as the teams guarding missile silos in this neck of the woods. None. Locked and loaded. Some things you just don't mess with. 

Same thing with crossing the flight lines without the proper badge on military bases. When I lived up north there was a Air Force officer that committed suicide that way.

[Smokin Joe]

Same thing with crossing the flight lines without the proper badge on military bases. When I lived up north there was a Air Force officer that committed suicide that way.

Pity..What a waste. But the guys who have to take the shot have a job to do, even though it sucks some days.