Today's Toons 12/30/13

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
 
A new report says that members of Congress work harder than the average American. You know why? That's because thanks to Congress the average American is out of work.
 
-- Leno
 
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Choosing a Password at HealthCare.gov
 
"You must enter a password to proceed"
   -roses
 
"Sorry, too few characters"
   -pretty roses
 
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character"
   -1 pretty rose
 
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces"
   -1prettyrose
 
"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters"
  -1damnprettyrose
 
"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character"
   -1DAMNrettyrose
 
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively"
   -1DamnPrettyRose
 
"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters"
   -1DamnPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightThisDamnMinute!
 
"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation marks"
   -1DamnPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightThisDamnMinute
 
"Sorry, that password is already taken."
 
 

(Thank you, Oceander)